The Perpetual Pleasant Platitudes Thread

in General Discussion edited January 2014
Just remember: don't take life too seriously - you won't get out alive anyway!

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  • Reply 1 of 17
    airslufairsluf Posts: 1,861member
  • Reply 2 of 17
    "Just remember, I hate all of you."

  • Reply 3 of 17
    "Life's a bitch, then you die."

    "Life is like a peach -- it's all soft and fuzzy for a while until you get to that awful, dark pit."

    Oh, wait... you said Pleasant? Ooops.
  • Reply 4 of 17
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

    When life gives you shit, make shitade.
  • Reply 5 of 17
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Keep on the sunny side, never look a gift horse in the mouth, don't count your chickens before they hatch.

    And it takes one to know one.
  • Reply 6 of 17
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    "live fast, die young, and leave a good [loving] corse"

    -st. lucifer
  • Reply 7 of 17
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E
  • Reply 8 of 17
    a classic:

    **** you, your god is dead, i ate him.

    -steve the fish
  • Reply 9 of 17
    jesperasjesperas Posts: 524member
    It's only paranoia if it isn't true.
  • Reply 10 of 17
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    [quote]Originally posted by jesperas:

    <strong>It's only paranoia if it isn't true.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    or "just because your paranoid, don't mean they're not after you"

    -k. cobain
  • Reply 11 of 17
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    In gold i trust

    - oncle Scroodge

    [ 08-15-2002: Message edited by: Powerdoc ]</p>
  • Reply 12 of 17
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    [quote]Originally posted by BuonRotto:

    <strong>B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E</strong><hr></blockquote>

    You have a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring too?

  • Reply 13 of 17
    "I don't know half of you as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

    -Bilbo Baggins ( LOTR:FOTR )

    Oh well I guess it isn't pleasant.
  • Reply 14 of 17
    save the whales - collect the whole set

    to do is to be - descartes

    to be is to do - sartre

    do be do be do - sinatra
  • Reply 15 of 17
    "Bartender, coleslaw for everyone!"

    Christopher Walken - New Rose Hotel
  • Reply 16 of 17
    I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach idiots how to reproduce

    Remember, half of the people you know are below average.

    Natural Selection is an attempt to decrease that proportion.

    [ 08-20-2002: Message edited by: curiousuburb ]</p>
  • Reply 17 of 17
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Dare I say the gene pool needs some chlorine?
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