I have something important to tell you...

praisejesusimacpraisejesusimac
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Don't ever, ever spray no-stick PAM cooking spray on a pan that's been heating on gas-powered stove. Bad things can happen!



Yours in Scorchedness,



PJiM

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 11
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    That flash of warm air must have been quite a shock, coming from Manitoba!
  • Reply 2 of 11
    praisejesusimacpraisejesusimac Posts: 11member
    It was shocking, my friend. I can only imagine what it must be like to be thrown into the pits of hell ... It would be liking having an Econo-sized can of PAM blow up all over one's neckid body. Ohhh! I mean OWWW!
  • Reply 3 of 11
    praisejesusimacpraisejesusimac Posts: 11member
    Here's another morsel of power-knowledge for all you non-believers: if you play recorded readings of the Old Testament backwards, you can hear Monty Hall explain what's behind curtain #4.
  • Reply 4 of 11
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    That isn't Monty Hall you canuck, it's clearly Bob Barker.
  • Reply 5 of 11
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    [quote]I can only imagine what it must be like to be thrown into the pits of hell ... <hr></blockquote>



    Just move to The Pas. Not hell as in warm, but trust me, it's hell.



    I know from experience.



  • Reply 6 of 11
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    That, or Gary Indiana.



  • Reply 7 of 11
    praisejesusimacpraisejesusimac Posts: 11member
    Mock me if you want but you will find that it is YOU who are mistaken...about a great MANY things.



    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />



    I would like to add another helpful tip, OK?



    Remember: If you lift a Gideon Bible from a hotel room, it's not really stealing if you use it to spread The Word in the hotel lobby.
  • Reply 8 of 11
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    A question popped up in my mind: Am I doing the work of god if I´m spreading the word of Jesus by tearing up a Bible and throwing the bits out from 25th floor?
  • Reply 9 of 11
    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    Well razejesuspieCrack

    since you quoted star wars...I like you.



    but for the record



    Hell does not exist.
  • Reply 10 of 11
    serranoserrano Posts: 1,806member
    Anders works in mysterious ways.



  • Reply 10 of 11
    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    [quote]Originally posted by Anders:

    <strong>A question popped up in my mind: Am I doing the work of god if I´m spreading the word of Jesus by tearing up a Bible and throwing the bits out from 25th floor?</strong><hr></blockquote>





    25th floor? some signifigance there? is it the holy number from the holy savior anders??

    PraiseAndersiMac!!!!
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