The Perpetual "Help Me with a Foreign Language Problem" Thread

moogsmoogs
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
Guys, I need some real help with a German ISP. If anyone knows the language and is willing to take a bit of time to help me get a message to them, I'd certainly appreciate it. Please send me a Private Message to find out the details.



Thanks!



-Moogs

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 17
    zozo Posts: 3,117member
    mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist von den Aalen voll





    that should get some attention
  • Reply 2 of 17
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    Ich habe zwei mal deises monat am Sonntag deine puta madre geporken.
  • Reply 3 of 17
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    To which I say



    Das muß sein, warum mein madre hielt, über das Halteseil von Seattle mit dem kleinen dick sich zu beschweren.





    Ah, web translators - they're the greatest. Had no idea they come so far since the early days.



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  • Reply 4 of 17
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    You vill exshplain yourshelf!
  • Reply 5 of 17
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    [Schultz]I know nuthing, nuh-THING! Ooooo, chicken wings![/Schultz]
  • Reply 6 of 17
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    [quote]Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath:

    <strong>Ich habe zwei mal deises monat am Sonntag deine puta madre geporken.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    good thing that our beloved mods are not proficient in german, our you might have gotten this thread locked.
  • Reply 7 of 17
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by der Kopf:

    <strong>



    good thing that our beloved mods are not proficient in german, our you might have gotten this thread locked.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    yeah ! translation, anyone ?
  • Reply 8 of 17
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    Why would that be? Besides my grammar almost certainly being wrong and probable misuse of cases and genders and plurals and such, two of the words are in Spanish and the German (past tense?) verb is actually an English noun. In other words, it is non-sensical.
  • Reply 9 of 17
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    [quote]Originally posted by Defiant:

    <strong>



    yeah ! translation, anyone ?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Based on a translation program, my scant knowldge of Spanish, and a bit of intuition:



    I have porked your mother, the whore, on two Sundays this month.



    Nonsensical, for sure. I don't think anyone would take this as a serious insult, unless the person suffers with a mind that's far too literal.
  • Reply 10 of 17
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    Seriously, never take anything I say seriously.
  • Reply 11 of 17
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    Ich bin jetzt ein loco malo gringo und sehr oft habe ich denn nichts richtig anwort gesagen wenn ich habe zu viel Deutsche beer getrinkt.
  • Reply 12 of 17
    mikey offendermikey offender Posts: 412member
    Hey, gringo loco! Has visto mi jota groverat?
  • Reply 13 of 17
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    No comprende. Ist Visto auf Pig Latin noch nichts Isitva? Auch, I weiß nichts was das jota ist in English? Hilfe mir mit den Espanol. Groverat ist der cabrone maricon und er hat fur drei jahre en amonte mit dein vader sein. Problemo!
  • Reply 14 of 17
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 15 of 17
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by Splinemodel:

    <strong>I have porked your mother, the whore, on two Sundays this month.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    you're quite right ! bravo !
  • Reply 16 of 17
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Hey Defiant, my reason for needing to contact the ISP has been solved for now...thanks for testing out the translator thing though. I had a feeling it might suck. Clearly whoever wrote that translator needs to be thrown!
  • Reply 17 of 17
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    alright. did you tell it Mr. T already ?
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