Kim Clijsters RULES!

der kopfder kopf
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Well, what do you know... Masters in L.A., three American tennis women in the semi-finals, one Belgian.. Who'd you think would win? Of course, la Clijsters...



Truly, I have no merit in her winning, but still, all of you US people, eat your heart out. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />

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  • Reply 1 of 20
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    Ah yes, eat our hearts out.



    WTA season ending rankings:



    #1 Serena Williams USA

    #2 Venus Williams USA

    #3 Jennifer Capriati USA

    ...

    #6 Kim Clijsters BELGIUM







    [ 11-12-2002: Message edited by: Eugene ]</p>
  • Reply 2 of 20
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    [quote]Originally posted by Eugene:

    <strong>Ah yes, eat our hearts out.



    WTA season ending rankings:



    #1 Serena Williams USA

    #2 Venus Williams USA

    #3 Jennifer Capriati USA

    ...

    #6 Kim Clijsters BELGIUM







    [ 11-12-2002: Message edited by: Eugene ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    You forget two numbers to make things complete:



    #4 Justine Henin BELGIUM



    Population:

    USA: 300 million

    BELGIUM: 10 million
  • Reply 3 of 20
    zozo Posts: 3,115member
    too bad shes ugly too..



    Henin... grrrrrrr... mmmmmm... oooooooo...

  • Reply 4 of 20
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    [quote]Originally posted by ZO:

    <strong>too bad shes ugly too..



    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    well, hell, at least she's more of a looker than that venus figure. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 5 of 20
    macfenianmacfenian Posts: 276member
    [quote]Originally posted by der Kopf:

    <strong>



    well, hell, at least she's more of a looker than that venus figure. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Either one of them and probably less of a b!tch too.
  • Reply 6 of 20
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    Yep, but if you ever get a hankering for an Amazonian jungle fever thang... I bet the Venus's could really get your phreak on, 'phreak' being the operative word.



    Tell me you haven't at least wondered if you'd be able to hold on or not? Especially the younger one, breasts flailing every which way, all that grunting... Bring some rodeo clowns.



    [ 11-12-2002: Message edited by: Matsu ]</p>
  • Reply 7 of 20
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    but Kim already has a friend...



  • Reply 8 of 20
    zozo Posts: 3,115member
    i pity the guy... she looks like a cow
  • Reply 9 of 20
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    [quote]Originally posted by der Kopf:

    <strong>



    You forget two numbers to make things complete:



    #4 Justine Henin BELGIUM



    Population:

    USA: 300 million

    BELGIUM: 10 million</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Any statistician could probably tell you about the occurence of true talent in larger and larger populations and its asymptotic nature.



    [ 11-12-2002: Message edited by: Eugene ]</p>
  • Reply 10 of 20
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    You'd probably have to look at the number of total tennis players. While the number of participants in a given sport will corelate to a degree with the general population in a country, other factors may promote a much higher level of participation in one country versus another.



    For example, Canada is barely 30 million, if that, but we have a lot of Hockey players across the country, so is it really a case of a little country beating up a larger country when Canada defeats Russia or the US? Probably not.
  • Reply 11 of 20
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    Yeah, she is pretty damn ugly.



    Henin on the other hand is cute.
  • Reply 11 of 20
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    [quote]Originally posted by ZO:

    <strong>i pity the guy... she looks like a cow</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Now that's just being mean. Sure she has some zits, but what do you want, what with jet-lag and all, and the girl's just 19! And I'm sure that you'd be a lot more positive if you saw her wearing nothing but the 760.000 dollar she got for winning this tournament.



    At least she is a very nice and friendly person, not too bad to give long interviews to nosy reporters from her homeland. And even then. There can be only one Kournikova. The rest has always been beefy the way Graf and Navratilova were.
  • Reply 13 of 20
    zozo Posts: 3,115member
    dude... get over it, shes ugly.



    You sound like a parent who wants to introduce you to a girl or guy and when you ask how he/she is they say "she's a nice girl and has a nice personality". At that point alarms go off cause you know shes gonna be ugly... and usually is.



    At 19 she should be at the epitome (or close) of her best looks... seems hardly the case.
  • Reply 14 of 20
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    Having seen her play a couple of times at the Bank of the West, I can say she's ugly too. She has rather big boobs for an athlete, but who cares? Kournikova's mediocre as well. And while Jelena Dokic has big knockers too, she's also rather mediocre.



    The most attractive top player on the tour right now is Daniela Hantuchova.



    [ 11-13-2002: Message edited by: Eugene ]</p>
  • Reply 15 of 20
    jet powersjet powers Posts: 288member
    Jeez, an argument over who's pretty and who isn't and no pics......



    Jet
  • Reply 16 of 20
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    As if any of us would get laid if only "the hot people" had sex?
  • Reply 17 of 20
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    Who is this Hunchedova chick?
  • Reply 18 of 20
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    ROAR!!!!!!



  • Reply 19 of 20
    norfanorfa Posts: 171member
    If you're married to her, your gonna do dishes, I guarantee it.
  • Reply 20 of 20
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Hell if she paid the bills, I'd do the dishes, vacuum, dust, laundry, AND mop the floors.
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