My car just got egged...

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Broadsided with a dozen eggs. There must have been 50 cars on the neighborhood street where I was parked and mine was singled out. It's a piece of shit grey minivan passed down from my dad. I've never washed it- those assholes. Though certain people who I didn't get along with in high school are in the for the weekend... though my girlfriend's car didn't get it- one would think they would hit that because they hate her even more. I guess because mine was such an easy target and hers was only a narrow target...



What gets me the most is that they left the carton outside the car...

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  • Reply 1 of 18
    [quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:

    <strong>Broadsided with a dozen eggs. There must have been 50 cars on the neighborhood street where I was parked and mine was singled out. It's a piece of shit grey minivan passed down from my dad. I've never washed it- those assholes. Though certain people who I didn't get along with in high school are in the for the weekend... though my girlfriend's car didn't get it- one would think they would hit that because they hate her even more. I guess because mine was such an easy target and hers was only a narrow target...



    What gets me the most is that they left the carton outside the car...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    rinse it off and you'll be fine. at least they didn't throw a cinderblock through the windsheild or slash the tires.
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  • Reply 2 of 18
    thanks man. that's actually kind of funny <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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  • Reply 3 of 18
    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> just picture someone driving around with a cinder block waiting to throw it through someone's windshield...
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  • Reply 4 of 18
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    go find them and kick their asses!
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  • Reply 5 of 18
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    I didn't think anybody could have such contempt for the affable ShawnPatrickJoyce...
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  • Reply 6 of 18
    Show some class, dude.
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  • Reply 7 of 18
    [quote]Originally posted by EmAn:

    <strong>go find them and kick their asses! </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Kids talk. I'll know who did it.
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  • Reply 8 of 18
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    um, actually i *cough* knew kids who used to do stuff like that. although it's not very nice.
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  • Reply 9 of 18
    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> Yeah. I know someone who used Paint Thinner once... :eek: You weren't one of those guys were you... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
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  • Reply 10 of 18
    *NEW DEVELOPMENT*



    They left a note that says: "The Yearbook Sucks Your Father's Ass." (My Dad was the yearbook advisor, my brother was the editor-in-cheif, they both put together an award winning yearbook) That was pretty stupid of them to leave a note telling me who would do such a thing. Anyway.
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  • Reply 11 of 18
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    they did that over a yearbook? what a bunch of idiots.



    oh well, no accounting for taste.
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  • Reply 12 of 18
    [quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:

    <strong>Broadsided with a dozen eggs. There must have been 50 cars on the neighborhood street where I was parked and mine was singled out. </strong><hr></blockquote>

    i did it <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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  • Reply 13 of 18
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    [quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:

    <strong>Show some class, dude.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Hahahahhaha! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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  • Reply 14 of 18
    [quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:

    <strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> Yeah. I know someone who used Paint Thinner once... :eek: You weren't one of those guys were you... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    I sure as hell wasn't. The stuff I did was legend in my neighborhood. Eggs are so amateur. Seriously. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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  • Reply 15 of 18
    [quote]Originally posted by Eugene:

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    Hahahahhaha! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    ...as he winds up and throws another...



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  • Reply 16 of 18
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    I live in my girlfriends basement right now, and her younger sister is one of the 'popular' kids in High School (which is just across the street) and is always complaining about how she's better than everybody and nobody likes her because of this. Over the past summer the house got egged and the mailbox was filled with Mayonaise and Pasta Sauce. That made me made, but about a week ago my car got egged. Since it was some kids from the High School, we found out easily who did it, supposedly to get back at my girlfriend's sister for something.



    There's a couple kids in town that have now learned their lesson, I believe... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />



    I think me and a few of my friends have left our mark on this neighborhood though. We somehow ended up with a huge smokebomb, it looked like a stick of dynamite. We decided that we should do an experiment to see how long a movie rental place would stay filled with all that smoke if we were to drop it in the return slot. Yada yada yada... shortly before 4 am, skateboarding home, we are passed by a firetruck, 2 cops, and every volunteer EMT with their flashing light in their windsheild, all headed towards the Movie place. I guess we forgot that businesses usually have automatic fire alarms...
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  • Reply 17 of 18
    Mayo and Pasta SAUCE? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> That is BAD. Funny- but bad. At least they didn't insult your father in a note tossed by their handwork.
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  • Reply 18 of 18
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    Yeah, it was a disgusting mess to clean up.
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