A little Christmas humor!
Merry Christmas Mac Users!
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Windows 95 for my PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
And the drum roll begins.......
And now, the long awaited follow-up:
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Macintosh instead of a PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...
hey wait a minute,
this thing works...
...thought you all might get a laugh outta this
[ 12-20-2002: Message edited by: MiMac ]</p>
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Windows 95 for my PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
And the drum roll begins.......
And now, the long awaited follow-up:
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Macintosh instead of a PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...
hey wait a minute,
this thing works...
...thought you all might get a laugh outta this
[ 12-20-2002: Message edited by: MiMac ]</p>
Comments
An Apple PowerMac G4
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 privledge errors
and An Apple PowerMac G4
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 spinning beach balls
2 privledge errors
and An Apple PowerMac G4
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 worthless RAM DIMMs
3 spinning beach balls
2 privledge errors
and An Apple PoweMac G4
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 slow browsers
4 worthless RAM DIMMs
3 spinning beach balls
2 privledge errors
and An Apple PoweMac G4
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 year old games
5 slow working browsers
4 worthless RAM DIMMs
3 spinnin beach balls
2 privlede errors
and An Apple PoweMac G4
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 slow working java applets
6 year old games
5 slow working browsers
4 worthless RAM DIMMs
3 spinnin beach balls
2 privlede errors
and An Apple PoweMac G4
...you see where i'm going with it
though i do thank santa for me using a mac and not a PC!
8 Sleeping deaths
9 Super loud fans
10 Dead iPod batteries
11 Times overpaid
12 Blindlingly bright LEDs
...anyone else?
HEY! this beats the ass off any crappy mac or other PC!