Should Bush debate Saddam?

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Where would it be held?

Is he mad?

Am I the only one who thinks Saddam will be strapped with bombs and blow the whole place to kingdom come?



Bring it on!



[ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: Outsider ]</p>

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 14
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    And remember folks: You can only answer with "Flag" or "overdue mountain goat cheese"
  • Reply 2 of 14
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    *sniff*
  • Reply 3 of 14
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    This type if stuff shouldn't even be reported. It's a waste of CNN's time.
  • Reply 4 of 14
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>*sniff*</strong><hr></blockquote>



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  • Reply 5 of 14
    alex londonalex london Posts: 613member
    Overdue mountain goat cheese.
  • Reply 6 of 14
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    yer all dorks. Dorks I say.
  • Reply 7 of 14
    alex londonalex london Posts: 613member
    Takes one to know one, nyah etc..
  • Reply 8 of 14
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    it would take a mighty big building to hold all that intellect!



    but imagine if it did happen........

    maybe bush would go crazy-texan, and open a can o' whoopass on saddam. (remember the two tribes video? it would be like that)
  • Reply 9 of 14
    thegeldingthegelding Posts: 3,230member
    in which language would they debate??

    debate? hell, i pick kicks to the groin till somebody quits....just the two of them, buck naked, wailing away at each others tender bits till one of them is rolling on the floor in defeat...



    would save a lot of lives and be jolly good entertainment to boot....g



    and we could have the tecnological advantage...gw could have his testes replaced with depleted uranium balls...one kick and saddam would break half the bones in his foot...



    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: thegelding ]</p>
  • Reply 10 of 14
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    even if the two debate participants are not in the same building (both in their favourite bunkers), the requirements for live satellite feed would mean...



    Saddam's exact location in real-time would be known for the entire duration of the debate...



    and our final question tonight will be asked by Mr. JDAMS... look up and smile, please.



    now if Osama would only volunteer to debate and hold still for a few minutes of camera/lighting test...



    Bush probably won't accept though... afraid of looking stupider than a non-native-english speaker, not sure the "fuzzy math" argument will work with uncounted WoMD, and reluctant to explain those old paparazzi pictures of Donald Rumsfeld copping a feel off Saddam while slipping him a supply of US-made Anthrax.



    now if it were Celebrity Deathmatch... bring it on
  • Reply 11 of 14
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    It would be the funniest (or saddest depending on your personality type) thing on television this winter - guaranteed. Maybe ABC should change their script to "I'm a World 'Leader', Get Me Out of Here!"



    Yes, I can see it now - Bush, Chirac, Saddam, the N. Korean lunatic, and throw in Hillary Clinton just for kicks. She'd kick all their asses and do them with a strap-on - that woman has a lot of pent-up anger I suspect.







    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: Moogs ]</p>
  • Reply 12 of 14
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    Debate has nothing to do with the current situation. Any debate that should happen, should happen at the UN.
  • Reply 13 of 14
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    [quote]Originally posted by Moogs:

    <strong>It would be the funniest (or saddest depending on your personality type) thing on television this winter - guaranteed. Maybe ABC should change their script to "I'm a World 'Leader', Get Me Out of Here!"



    Yes, I can see it now - Bush, Chirac, Saddam, the N. Korean lunatic, and throw in Hillary Clinton just for kicks. She'd kick all their asses and do them with a strap-on - that woman has a lot of pent-up anger I suspect.







    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: Moogs ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

    This time they should.... LET NADER DEBATE!
  • Reply 14 of 14
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    wait, wait... it can be multi-event like the Olympics...



    Iraq, Kentucky Vie For World Shooting-Into-The-Air Supremacy





    <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3906/iraq_kentucky_vie.html"; target="_blank">The Onion</a>
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