It's the beg pfflam for a letter of recommendation thread!

trumptmantrumptman
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Oh pfflam, it is I, most humble of the humble.. here to beseach you for a mere microsecond of your time....



I ask...no... beg..no plead...for a letter or recommendation. Did I tell you how nice your comb-over...um... I mean hair looks today.



I'll lick your boots...



I'll poop in a bucket....



Sorry a bit constipated there...



I'll lay prostrate on the ground....



&gt;----- <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />



Oh please give me a letter so the world will objectively know how wonderful I am...



On what topic... I don't know... I don't care... the letter..it is everything...



<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



Nick



[ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: trumptman ]</p>

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 14
    thegeldingthegelding Posts: 3,230member
    nick is learning....good to see....g
  • Reply 2 of 14
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    Perhaps the Apple Insider staff could make a letter of recommandation for you, in whatever aera you want with this recommandation in bold : these man is a perfect boot's licker, a qualitie that you should appreciate
  • Reply 3 of 14
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Note to trumptman:



    A man lies PROSTRATE on the ground.



    A man's PROSTATE is found beneath his ballbag; it is a gland governing penile tumescence through the release of the appropriate hormones.



    It is possible for a man to lie prostate on the ground, but he has to have sharp knife to hand and high tolerance to pain.



    I just thought you should know. Just to, you know, avoid you causing red faces should you... take up yoga, or something.
  • Reply 4 of 14
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    Hassan,



    Mebbe trumpetman is a proctologist?



    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: Matsu ]</p>
  • Reply 5 of 14
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    [quote]Originally posted by Matsu:

    <strong>Hassan,



    Mebbe trumpetman is a proctologist?



    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    I didn't think of that. Maybe he's got a whole collection.
  • Reply 6 of 14
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,464member
    [quote]Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah:

    <strong>Note to trumptman:



    A man lies PROSTRATE on the ground.



    A man's PROSTATE is found beneath his ballbag; it is a gland governing penile tumescence through the release of the appropriate hormones.



    It is possible for a man to lie prostate on the ground, but he has to have sharp knife to hand and high tolerance to pain.



    I just thought you should know. Just to, you know, avoid you causing red faces should you... take up yoga, or something.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Note to Hassan, t and r are right next to each other and I am famous for my typos.



    Nick



    BTW, who limited the smilies to 8?

    <img src="embarrassed.gif" border="0"> :cool:
  • Reply 7 of 14
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,464member
    [quote]Originally posted by Matsu:

    <strong>Hassan,



    Mebbe trumpetman is a proctologist?



    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: Matsu ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Matsu,



    You need evaluation, it's obvious your laptop is...compensating for a shortfall and now there is this weird fascination with buttholes..



    I guess that's what happens when you turn, what, 52 or something like that?



    :eek: :eek:







    Nick
  • Reply 8 of 14
    rodukroduk Posts: 706member
    [quote]Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah:

    <strong>A man's PROSTATE is found beneath his ballbag; it is a gland governing penile tumescence through the release of the appropriate hormones.



    It is possible for a man to lie prostate on the ground, but he has to have sharp knife to hand and high tolerance to pain.

    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    If your prostate is beneath your ballbag, you obviously had a sharp knife to hand and a high pain threshold, or were standing on your head.



    Mine's safely below my bladder and above my penis.



    Can I suggest a digit up the rectum, just to confirm the location of yours?



    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />



    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: RodUK ]</p>
  • Reply 9 of 14
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Quite right. For 'beneath' read 'underneath' the ballbag.



    I don't think that my prostate gland is above my penis, though. Is yours really?



    [edited for injudicious use of the word 'rectum']



    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: Hassan i Sabbah ]</p>
  • Reply 10 of 14
    rodukroduk Posts: 706member
    Unless I'm in an, errr, excited state, it's definitely <a href="http://www.umm.edu/prostate/panat.htm"; target="_blank">above</a> my penis.
  • Reply 11 of 14
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Well, you live and learn. Thanks, Rod.



    I always thought it was lower, sort of at the junction of the ballbag and the, you know, the penis, behind, between the wall of the rectum and the



    oh sorry.



    Er, pfflam, please write me a letter of reference if you'd be so kind, etc.
  • Reply 12 of 14
    thegeldingthegelding Posts: 3,230member
    dang, how did i miss so much of a good prostate thread??



    will have to throw in a good prostate story later...i have a few....g
  • Reply 13 of 14
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    [quote]Originally posted by trumptman:

    <strong>Oh pfflam, it is I, most humble of the humble.. here to beseach you for a mere microsecond of your time....



    I ask...no... beg..no plead...for a letter or recommendation. Did I tell you how nice your comb-over...um... I mean hair looks today.



    I'll lick your boots...



    I'll poop in a bucket....



    Sorry a bit constipated there...



    I'll lay prostrate on the ground....



    &gt;----- <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />



    Oh please give me a letter so the world will objectively know how wonderful I am...



    On what topic... I don't know... I don't care... the letter..it is everything...



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    Nick



    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: trumptman ]</strong><hr></blockquote>Oh... you know what . . . I seemed to not have noticed this on the boards till now . . .





    well . . . I have things to do now, so, sorry, I don't have the time . . . if I'd gotten to it earlier well we could have maybe . . . <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" />



    [ 02-25-2003: Message edited by: pfflam ]</p>
  • Reply 14 of 14
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    Trumpetman, nah, the insecure me would have bought a 17" Mebbe when I'm 52... or by then I'll just get a hair transplant and a red convertable and drive about making a testicle of myself. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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