error message haiku

Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
ok, so i only wish i'd thought of most of these



and more alcohol must be consumed before i add more of mine... but in the spirit of lightening the tone... i will start.



cut and paste or post\t.....\t5

ironic wintel iron\t\t.....\t7

switch ads for poets\t.....\t5



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Haiku:



In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages.



Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third.



They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity.



Here are some actual error messages from Japan. Aren't these better than "your computer has

performed an illegal operation?"



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The Web site you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

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Program aborting

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask far too much.

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Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.

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A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

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Three things are certain

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,

But the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

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Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

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Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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[ 03-07-2003: Message edited by: curiousuburb ]</p>
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