Calm down!
You have your Apple panties in a knot.
Reporting on a report of a report is not really news. Why not go back to the source article, the Nielsen Norman Group report that you so quickly accuse of bias and bash.
http://www.nngroup.com/articles/ios-7/
Read some of their other reports, get an understanding for what they do. The report is critical but reasonable; it is not trivial.
Your article? Absolutely trivial and simply pandering to the sheepish masses.