New iMac!!!!!

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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
MWNY will be the scene for the new iMac due to be released in time for Xmas.



Yes, at last, the Xmas pudding iMac.



The round base of the iMac is replaced by a similar dimensioned one machined out of British Army surplus Boer War Xmas puddings used as cannonballs at the seige of Mafeking.



"This is proven technology," said Major Bloodknock of the Imperial Jungle Marines, "These have resisted degradation from UV and insect infestation since 1901."



Design expert Xavier Drooble said "The convergence of the popular icon desklamp style with the Xmas pudding casing rocks!"



Technical features include triple underhead camshafts and sequential remote keyboard.



Options include a silver spoon .... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

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