If Steve dies before Monday

jrcjrc
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
will we EVER know what would have been announced?



Here's hoping he doesn't take any chances with his M-B, G-V, or Helicopter.

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 12
    erbiumerbium Posts: 354member
  • Reply 2 of 12
    GIVE ME A BREAK! What's the point of this...



    What if the sun implodes over the weekend?
  • Reply 3 of 12
    jrcjrc Posts: 804member
    [quote]Originally posted by i am monkey:

    <strong>GIVE ME A BREAK! What's the point of this...



    What if the sun implodes over the weekend?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Oh man! Now I'm really worried!
  • Reply 4 of 12
    Maybe that's Apple plan! We are all SCREWED!
  • Reply 5 of 12
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    You're a total idiot.
  • Reply 6 of 12
    Steve walks onto the stage. Pushes a button. The screen falls away and reveals an incredibly large nuclear missle. "Congratulations, you have backstage passes to the future!" He then presses a button and the rocket takes off obliterating everything in a 200 foot radius. On the side of the warhead the words "going where no PC has gone before".

    the nuke then hits the sun completly destroying all of existance.
  • Reply 7 of 12
    [quote]Originally posted by EmAn:

    <strong>You're a total idiot.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    And you are.......?
  • Reply 8 of 12
    erbiumerbium Posts: 354member
    I guess people resort to these kind of threads once they get tired of Apple rumors. :o
  • Reply 9 of 12
    If Steve is reading, sorry that people act this way. Truly sick.
  • Reply 10 of 12
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by i am monkey:

    <strong>



    And you are.......?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
  • Reply 11 of 12
    jrcjrc Posts: 804member
    Well, I think it's more likely that Steve will die of natural causes than some of the stupid predictions here.



    And, I'm a BIG Steve fan. I really don't want him to die before Monday. Have I in some way led anyone to believe that I DO want him to die before Monday? I don't think so.



    Okay, then, not being so morbid. What if Steve gets a really bad cold from unwashed vegan diet foods? Huh? And can't do anything but puff up like a big, well, uh PUFFER FISH, and throw up?



    Okay, would Steve delegate his duties to his best man, that chubby one (obviously NOT A VEGAN, thank God) that we all like?



    And then, what if he just gets a paper cut - to the face. Would he go on stage with a band-aid on his face, or is he too vain? Would he be too embarrassed to deliver BEYOND, with a boo-boo?



    You know, there's a lot that could go wrong between no and then.



    My money is that they will have to postpone his presentation then. Hopefully, Steve will have a full recovery.



  • Reply 12 of 12
    odinn5odinn5 Posts: 107member
    Steve might have an accident on his new Segway and then after they scrape him off the pavement it will be announced that he was the only one who knew what was going on and Apple will have to sell out to M$.
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