# Proof that Steve Jobs is evil

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edited January 2014
[code]**** THE PROOF THAT Steve Jobs IS EVIL ****

S T E V E J O B S

83 84 69 86 69 74 79 66 83 - as ASCII values

2 3 6 5 6 2 7 3 2 - digits added

\\_____/ \\_____/ \\_____/ \\_____/ \\_/

5 2 8 1 2 - digits added

Thus, "Steve Jobs" is 52812.</pre><hr></blockquote>

Divide by 6, the smallest perfect number - the result is 8802.

Divide the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, backwards. It gives 1467.

Subtract 83 from the number - this is the symbol of slavery, written backwards. It gives 1384.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1899 - the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger. The number is now 2932.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1954 - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The number is now 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.

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[code]**** THE PROOF THAT Steve Jobs IS EVIL ****

S T E V E J O B S

19 20 5 22 5 10 15 2 19 - as numbers

1 2 5 4 5 1 6 2 1 - digits added

\\_____/ \\_____/ \\_____/ \\_____/ \\_/

3 9 6 8 1 - digits added

Thus, "Steve Jobs" is 39681.</pre><hr></blockquote>

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1 - the number of unity . The number is now 18692.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 9346.

Add 544 to it - this is the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe, written backwards - you will get 9890.

Add 71 to it - this is the symbol of domination, written backwards - you will get 9961.

Subtract 6291 from the number - this is the year "Playboy" publisher, Hugh Hefner, was born, written backwards. It gives 3670.

This number, read as octal, gives 1976 - the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

This is truly evil. QED.
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[quote]Originally posted by Overhope:

<strong>Hey, you'd best not be dissing Pi, Artman@_@... </strong><hr></blockquote>

Nooo, nooo. Just don't drill your head with all this Steve Jobs + 666 = Antichrist stuff...

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[quote]Originally posted by Amorya:

<strong>[code]**** THE PROOF THAT Steve Jobs IS EVIL ****

S T E V E J O B S

83 84 69 86 69 74 79 66 83 - as ASCII values

2 3 6 5 6 2 7 3 2 - digits added

\\_____/ \\_____/ \\_____/ \\_____/ \\_/

5 2 8 1 2 - digits added

Thus, "Steve Jobs" is 52812.</pre><hr></blockquote>

Divide by 6, the smallest perfect number - the result is 8802.

Divide the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, backwards. It gives 1467.

Subtract 83 from the number - this is the symbol of slavery, written backwards. It gives 1384.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1899 - the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger. The number is now 2932.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1954 - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The number is now 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.</strong><hr></blockquote>

No no no. That doesn't work at all. You can't mangle someone with evilness and produce evil, you must take that person for who they already are: God.