MWNY Digital Device Revealed!!
This is it, the next "big thing" in portable electronics. By utilizing advanced builds of Mac OS X and sub-micron electronics technology Apple will release the:
eTamagotchi
Running: Mac OS X-Tamagotchi lightweight build.
Memory: 128k static system RAM. Additional application RAM added via Secure Digital cards.
Input: dual buttons integrating with advanced hueristic control algortihms AND reset/clock display toggles.
Screen: 1 bit (hey its a Tamagotchi) 13x9 pixels high contrast LCD.
Street Price: $14.99 USD. Available immediately at Wal*Mart and Super K-marts across the US. European markets will ignored as the populace is just too uptight to purchase this particular forward-looking Apple digital device. Japan will follow in 2 weeks with an even lighter and smaller model because American products are just too darn large and heavy.
Microsoft has refused to confirm or deny that they will port Office v.X to the eTamagotchi as they are reviewing their entire Mac OS X product plans.
eTamagotchi
Running: Mac OS X-Tamagotchi lightweight build.
Memory: 128k static system RAM. Additional application RAM added via Secure Digital cards.
Input: dual buttons integrating with advanced hueristic control algortihms AND reset/clock display toggles.
Screen: 1 bit (hey its a Tamagotchi) 13x9 pixels high contrast LCD.
Street Price: $14.99 USD. Available immediately at Wal*Mart and Super K-marts across the US. European markets will ignored as the populace is just too uptight to purchase this particular forward-looking Apple digital device. Japan will follow in 2 weeks with an even lighter and smaller model because American products are just too darn large and heavy.
Microsoft has refused to confirm or deny that they will port Office v.X to the eTamagotchi as they are reviewing their entire Mac OS X product plans.
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