THE G5 every one is talkin about

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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
first they wont come out with one next mac world next what people are saying about ddr ram is correct when it does come out also wireless mouse and key not goin to happen. blue tooth yes more on blue tooth but thats soft ware. air port etc will be new. Y i know all of this. My freind is in hard ware for apple. He told me this. pluse the g5 wont come out cause the x server j ust came out and that is the latest g4 chip/computer and it just came out usually when something new comes out it has to be out for over 4 to 6 months before any thing major likes a g5 chip would occure. thankx if u want e mail me. or relply

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  • Reply 1 of 13
    johnsonwaxjohnsonwax Posts: 462member
    By god man, you've done it.



    Apple will never be able to crack your code and reveal your true identity.



    A note to all other insiders: if you really do have the goods, do us all a favor and post with at least a modicum of legibility. Dorsal, whether real or not, earns a certain amount of credibility simply by forming complete sentences. And if English isn't your first language, feel free to post in your first language as I'm pretty sure that Babelfish would do a better job translating poetry from Urdu than what's written above.



    Nothing to see here, please move on.
  • Reply 2 of 13
    airslufairsluf Posts: 1,861member
  • Reply 3 of 13
    bartobarto Posts: 2,246member
    I gnow engrish, becaus i got myslf an edumacationn



    Please lock this thread.



    Barto
  • Reply 4 of 13
    surfratsurfrat Posts: 341member
    My head hurts... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 5 of 13
    arisaris Posts: 65member
    i had to read that like 6 times to figure out what he was saying. he's missing like 5 periods and a couple comma's. i know we dont really use complete correct grammer online, but by god man, AT LEAST USE PERIODS AND COMMAS SO WE CAN READ IT PROPERLY!
  • Reply 6 of 13
    cakecake Posts: 1,010member
    The return key is everyone's friend.
  • Reply 7 of 13
    eupfhoriaeupfhoria Posts: 257member
    [quote]Y i know all of this. My freind is in hard ware for apple.<hr></blockquote>



    I just have to count his mistakes, I HAVE to.



    in two sentences,



    1.Y, not Why.

    2.Freind not Friend

    3.hard ware not hard ware

    4.i not I

    5.beginning a sentance with why, and not ending it with a question mark.

    6.both sentences are fragments.

    7. ehhh, maybe it'd be easier to count what he did right...



    1.Spelled know right, that's an achievement.

    2.Said the friend worked for apple, not mac.

    3.Capitalized the first word of a sentence.



    Thats about it...
  • Reply 8 of 13
    mcqmcq Posts: 1,543member
    Don't forget all the ran dom extra spaces that were used be tween words. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 9 of 13
    dobbydobby Posts: 797member
    I think the poster forgot **CONFIRMED**





    Dobby



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  • Reply 10 of 13
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    [quote]Originally posted by yoyoman:

    <strong>first [Didn't capitalize beginning of sentence.] they wont come out with one next mac world [Macworld is one word, capitalized.] next [Needs to be before Macworld, and hence period after Macworld.] what [Should be capitalized.] people are saying about ddr ram [Both should be all caps.] is correct when it does come out [You mean what they are saying isn't correct now? Am I missing something? Needs period.] also [Needs to be capitalized, comma afterwards.] wireless mouse and key not goin [Should be spelled 'going.'] to happen. blue tooth [One word, capitalized. And a period.] yes [Should be capitalized, needs comma.] more on blue tooth [Again, one word and should be capitalized.] but thats [Apostropy between t and s.] soft ware [One word.]. air port[Needs to be capitalized, one word, comma afterwards.] etc [This is an abbreviation, needs a period.] will be new. Y [Correctly spelled as 'Why.'] i [Should be capitalized.] know all of this. [Should be a question mark.] My freind [Correct spelling is 'friend.'] is in hard ware [One word.] for apple [Should be capitalized, and phrased better.]. He told me this. pluse [Correctly spelled 'plus,' should be capitalized, and needs a comma afterwards.] the g5 [The 'g' should be capitalized.] wont come out cause the x server [Correctly spelled 'Xserve', 'x' is capitalized.] j ust ['Just' is one word.] came out and that is the latest g4 [The 'g' should be capitalized.] chip/computer and it just came out [Needs period.] usually [Needs to be capitalized, comma afterwards.] when something new comes out [Comma.] it has to be out for over 4 to 6 months before any thing ['Anything' is one word.] major likes [Correct grammar would be 'like.'] a g5 [The 'g' should be capitalized.] chip would occure [Correctly spelled 'occur,' though it should be something like 'be released.]. thankx [Should be capitalized, correct spelling is 'thanks,' needs a comma afterwards.] if u [correct spelling is 'you'] want e mail ['E mail' is hyphenated.] me. [Period does not belong here.] or relply [Correct spelling is 'reply,' sentence fragment, should end with something such as ', then feel free to do so.']</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Let's see, thats 59 god damned mistakes in one bogus-assed paragraph. Good God. Even I am not that bad, most of the time anyway.



    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 10 of 13
    reynardreynard Posts: 160member
    [quote] I think the poster forgot **CONFIRMED** <hr></blockquote>



    I'm sorry, I don't understand. Do u meen two sa y he fourgot **conphirmed**
  • Reply 12 of 13
    snofsnof Posts: 98member
    [quote]Originally posted by Eupfhoria:



    5.beginning a sentance with why, and not ending it with a question mark.

    <hr></blockquote>



    If you are going to make fun of someone's poor use of the english language, at least spell all the words in your post correctly.
  • Reply 13 of 13
    bodhibodhi Posts: 1,424member
    Okay, enough. We all agree that his english and spelling are not his strong suit. :eek:
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