US army targeting Iraqi fat people...

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newnew
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
The most disturbing thing about this is clearly the Guantanamo part.



http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2003Mar30.html



But this paragraph also caught my attention:



"Among those already targeted are men in civilian clothes who appear to be well fed...



Yhi-ha!

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  • Reply 1 of 12
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    This is so ridiculous.
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  • Reply 2 of 12
    dviantdviant Posts: 483member
    Are you trying to make a joke or are you somehow genuinely appalled? I don't really follow either track of thought. In the reality of beign assaulted by Feyadeen dressed as civilians, its not a half bad idea as to how to sort them out from real civilians.



    Not like they're saying "Hey theres a fat one! *blam blam blam* Eat it porky!!".



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  • Reply 3 of 12
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Obviously if Saddam was keeping food for his own inner circle of loyal followers and fellow clan members it would make sense to identify them by their well fed physiques. I have yet to see a plump Iraqi civilian in the farther areas away from Bahgdad and farther from Saddams circle of influence, but when ever you see Saddam at his briefing table with his generals , you get the impression that they are VERY well fed.
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  • Reply 4 of 12
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by dviant

    "Hey theres a fat one! *blam blam blam* Eat it porky!!".



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  • Reply 5 of 12
    newnew Posts: 3,244member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by dviant

    Not like they're saying "Hey theres a fat one! *blam blam blam* Eat it porky!!".



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  • Reply 6 of 12
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    This is obviously not a well thought through strategy. Fat people ought to be preserved whenever possible as they will be the target audience for McDonald's once we get to the reconstruction phase.
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  • Reply 7 of 12
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath

    This is obviously not a well thought through strategy. Fat people ought to be preserved whenever possible as they will be the target audience for McDonald's once we get to the reconstruction phase.



    Which brings up a good point. McDonalds has recently been affected by the economy and has reported it's first loss recently. This war is the best thing to happen to them. Imagine a country with millions of starving people waiting for your Big Macs. Of course they will have to rename them Big Raqs.
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  • Reply 8 of 12
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Somewhere Louie Anderson is crying.
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  • Reply 9 of 12
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Perhaps they can sue for discrimination? They can sue McDonald's for getting fat, so it just stands to reason that they're being picked on for their "condition".







    See guys, follow this stuff out. This is where some of this nonsense eventually goes.



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  • Reply 10 of 12
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by groverat

    Somewhere Louie Anderson is crying.



    No, that's just the sound he makes when he's using a barbequed sausage to scrape out the bacon grease that's lining the inside of this throat.



    Unless he's sitting on someone again.
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  • Reply 11 of 12
    1337_5l4xx0r1337_5l4xx0r Posts: 1,558member
    ROTFLMAO!!!



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  • Reply 12 of 12
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    Hey, the troops get hungry, you know...and nobody wants to eat stringy meat.
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