Wag the dog...
According to Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, however, called reports of coalition forces on the outskirts of Baghdad "an illusion."
"They're not even [within] 100 miles," he said. "They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion. ... They are trying to sell to the others an illusion." (CNN article)
Hmm... what if he's right? Imagine if there was no war and this was all a ploy to distract the public from whatever the government is trying to hide, ala Wag The Dog?
I mean, what else could this guy be talking about??
"They're not even [within] 100 miles," he said. "They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion. ... They are trying to sell to the others an illusion." (CNN article)
Hmm... what if he's right? Imagine if there was no war and this was all a ploy to distract the public from whatever the government is trying to hide, ala Wag The Dog?
I mean, what else could this guy be talking about??
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Whoah. I know kung-fu!
*head explodes*
This thread is about to go from zero to stupid in about four more posts...
Not that there aren't firefights at the airport right now.
I mean, look how well they worked with the weapons inspectors. Use your heads for something other than to hang a hat on, people.
Wag this...
Originally posted by pscates
I swear, some of you will believe just whatever. Anything, as long as it isn't favorable of Bush, our troops, our successes, etc. You'll take the word of the Iraqi Information Minister, who I'm sure is completely above lying. I mean, Iraq would never lie about anything, would they? Weapons, locations, how they've treated their own citizens, etc.
I mean, look how well they worked with the weapons inspectors. Use your heads for something other than to hang a hat on, people.
Wag this...
No one is claiming the Iraqi fellow is correct. Gambit was just proposing a what-if situation...the notion is not so far fetched as to be impossible. Again, it was simply a "what-if." I believe it is crucial that we as Americans be critical and propose these kinds of questions, mostly just for spurring thought
Originally posted by giant
The 'Basra Uprising' was fabricated.
Not that there aren't firefights at the airport right now.
If I remember that came from the UK troops. Also it is known that the Iraqi death squads were firing on civilians. But that's what in fact was reported.
I just thought it'd be a pretty funny notion if the Iraqi Information Minister was the only one telling the truth, like the world believed there was a war going on and he was representing his country by coming out and asking us 'what war????', all frustrated. Maybe my sense of humor is a bit strange, oh well.
Originally posted by Randycat99
OK, how did they get Al Jazeera to play along then?
*cough* Why'd you say that for? I was trying to prove a point.
Originally posted by Randycat99
Easy there! I'm going along with your "what if". I was just polling for a really clever answer as to how Al Jazeera's coverage would fit in. They are part of the media "theater of operations", no?
Well, who's to know that is REALLY Al Jazeera? Just because it's on TV doesn't necessarily make it truth! Remember, there ARE all kinds of ethnic actors out there!
Coincidentally, I was going to suggest people keep an eye out for evidence of recycled actor talent in the frequent news briefs from the field. If you happen to catch a quick flash of Joe Millionaire in army gear (on a Fox News exclusive, no doubt), you know the jig is up! Lauri Dhue, I am convinced, is a pure CG rendered entity- the first of its kind in real professional use... She looks...too perfect to be human...too perfect...
I guess the entire world media industry would have to be "in on it" in order to give a remotely consistent coverage to suggest an occupation is indeed in Iraq. There would be the underground conspiracy rags, though, that would be revealing the "actual truth" that this is completely a staged event.
Originally posted by pscates
I swear, some of you will believe just whatever.
Are you saying that the 'Basra uprising' wasn't faked?