One 'silly' Bush joke :)
President Bush went for a check up. His doctor said:
"Mr. President, I am sorry to inform you, that you have a problem in your
brain. Your brain has two parts, one Left and one Right. The Left part has
nothing right in it, and the Right part has nothing left in it."
Cheers
disclaimer: I'm thoroughly in support of the coalition troops in Iraq
"Mr. President, I am sorry to inform you, that you have a problem in your
brain. Your brain has two parts, one Left and one Right. The Left part has
nothing right in it, and the Right part has nothing left in it."
Cheers
disclaimer: I'm thoroughly in support of the coalition troops in Iraq
Comments
Originally posted by kelib
disclaimer: I'm thoroughly in support of the coalition troops in Iraq
Hey, don't sweat it. We all have our mistakes.
Originally posted by Anders the White
Look out Kelib. I only life a few kilometers from you and I am ready to kick some icelandic ass tonight
You'll grow up, don't worry mate
That's hilarious.
Why don't you send some troops...
So what's up with iceland supporting the war?
That's hilarious. Why don't you send some troops...
I get your point mate
Originally posted by kelib
I get your point mate
Protection from who actually?
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That's more than you could say .. right ?? Iceland has been a member of NATO from day one and at least we have been morally supportive to our allais, that's more than you Norwegians can say, choose your agenda according to what's popular at he time.
populism? can we say whale-ing?
Originally posted by New
So what's up with iceland supporting the war?
That's hilarious. Why don't you send some troops...
I get your point mate
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
Although if I could push him off the rock that might work out to be a great trip.
That's nasty, Colander. How's about me coming down there and rinse some salad in your ass?
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
I'm a Unilateralistani who is down with Norway. I want to stand on that rock at Kjeragbolten. Not sure that that cancels out New's existence but it is one thing in Norway's favor. Although if I could push him off the rock that might work out to be a great trip.
come here and give me a hug!
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bonk...
Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce
First post from the U.S.!
You are being enigmatic, Shawn!
That's nasty, Colander. How's about me coming down there and rinse some salad in your ass?
Rinse some salad in my ass? That sounds gruesome. Is this how Belgians signify that they like blue cheese dressing?
Well first all of all you would not be coming down there. It's likely my elevation is higher than yours, or so I am guessing. Although your latitude is probably farther North than mine I am embarrassed to say. However my enormous penis gives me the moral high ground in all matters and thus on two out of three counts I have you beaten from above.
I'm strictly a pasta Colander. I'm also allergic to things that don't facilitate my impending heart attack. So no salad, particularly an ass rinsed salad. I'm thinking of one of my pasta favorites today, a nice linguine with a tomato based sauce, throw in some shrimp and fresh asparagus and voila (oops that is a Chiraqi word isn't it?) and presto, pasta perfecto. I even look like Molto Mario except that I look somewhat different.
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
Rinse some salad in my ass? That sounds gruesome. Is this how Belgians signify that they like blue cheese dressing?
I guess that's another way of saying that I'ma stuff you with BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
Hey, and the enormous dick? I guess you people in Poughkeepsie, or Wattanabismal or whatever that Western Coast Heart of Darkness may be called (I'd like to go there someday) are happy with little things. I'm a tall man in all aspects.
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
Well first all of all you would not be coming down there. It's likely my elevation is higher than yours, or so I am guessing. Although your latitude is probably farther North than mine I am embarrassed to say.
And quite embarassed you should be. I'm at 51' N something, and you appear to be at 48' N something. To all accounts and purposes, I'm the antipodian of a Canuck. Oooh. It's SOOOO cold!
<Is this the bikini babes beachball forum?>
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
I don't see how your penis could possibly be as large as mine given that you use the metric system.
Agreed. Though if we take into account the thumbs, I'd wipe you off the charts.
However, do realise that what YOU get to call 3 or like, maybe, on a good day, 4, is already 8 to 10 in Europe - a little French secret there for you - Let's coin it the cm-Myth.