"In an age of spin, al-Sahaf offers feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence -- but he commands daily attention by his on-the-spot, invective-rich variations on the theme. His lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. He is a Method actor in a production that will close in a couple of days. He stands superior to truth.
-- Jean-Pierre McGarrigle"
or this:
Quote:
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
or
Quote:
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."
or
Quote:
"We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."
or
Quote:
They fled. The American louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this."
they go on and on
Quote:
"The forces of American colonialism began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters..., the masses..., and the heroic sons of the Iraqi tribes discovered this game. They will turn it against the American louts so as to shock them. Wait for surprises, God willing, to see how the US game will fail."
hhhmmm?!?!?!:
Quote:
"W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see that he is brought to trial"
--is he in AO?
hhmmm?!?!?! again:
Quote:
"When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of blair and little bush were scratching around in caves"
well.... the math? maybe, but they took philosophy from Aristotle and held onto it till Europe could develope
oh a last one:
Quote:
About Bush and Rumsfeld: "Those only deserve to be hit with shoes."
He's like a friekin' lying teenager to his/her parents:
"No, I promise you I did not take the car. You're findings of Taco Bell bags and sauce stains on the seat are false. You are seeing dillusions when you claim that my wallet sitting in the cupholder gives proof that I took your car."
Comments
this man is NOT on the list of the top 55 most wanted iraqi criminals, as listed by usamericans.
that means that they plan to use him, if he comes out of hiding.
this man will be appearing on the tonight show within 12 or 15 months.
latest joy:
http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/index.html
I laughed aloud
best quote:
"In an age of spin, al-Sahaf offers feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence -- but he commands daily attention by his on-the-spot, invective-rich variations on the theme. His lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. He is a Method actor in a production that will close in a couple of days. He stands superior to truth.
-- Jean-Pierre McGarrigle"
or this:
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
or
"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."
or
"We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."
or
They fled. The American louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this."
they go on and on
"The forces of American colonialism began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters..., the masses..., and the heroic sons of the Iraqi tribes discovered this game. They will turn it against the American louts so as to shock them. Wait for surprises, God willing, to see how the US game will fail."
hhhmmm?!?!?!:
"W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see that he is brought to trial"
--is he in AO?
hhmmm?!?!?! again:
"When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of blair and little bush were scratching around in caves"
well.... the math? maybe, but they took philosophy from Aristotle and held onto it till Europe could develope
oh a last one:
About Bush and Rumsfeld: "Those only deserve to be hit with shoes."
Actually, he reminded me of Peter Sellers.
I could see him doing stand up comedy
Originally posted by Eugene
The Detroit Tigers are in control.
Enough... please... there's more then enough pain and suffering happening to Detroiters.
My favorite was when the airport was attacked, he said there were no coalition forces there. Paraphrasing:
There are no Americans at the airport. I will take you on a tour bus later this afternoon to show you.
"No, I promise you I did not take the car. You're findings of Taco Bell bags and sauce stains on the seat are false. You are seeing dillusions when you claim that my wallet sitting in the cupholder gives proof that I took your car."
What a dork!
VERY funny. But he is right of course.
- T.I.