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sir mac o' the islessir mac o' the isles
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Aye! All you groovy chicks oot there - this is your big opportunity. Mrs Mac o' the Isles is awa' on holiday so I'm in the hoose all by mysel'. Get ower here tae my wee croft on the Isles pronto for a wee bit clandestine romance wi' a dash o' roaring passion thrown in. I've got my Dean Martin LP's poised at the ready and a new spring in the gramophone. Relax and thrill tae the sensation as I rub ye all ower wi' my big ginger beard. But hurry - this offer must end soon, afore the wifie gets hame!

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  • Reply 1 of 8
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    I'll come for a pint and no romance. How's that sound? I'll bring the haggis.
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    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    Be right there.
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    sir mac o' the islessir mac o' the isles Posts: 157member
    Youse are baith very welcome. It's an awfy wee croft though ye's understand. By the time we've esconced oorsel's on the tea chests and got a few bottles oot we'll be struggling tae fit in a' the groovy chicks and still manage tae turn the handle on the gramophone. We'll jist tak things as they come though.
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  • Reply 4 of 8
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    I hear ya now. Can my wife come? She's my girl on the side but don't tell my wife.
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    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Hoots,

    Yea wee poor mun, ye mustuv been drinkin the hootchie off yer beard.

    I'm sailin me wee corrie over"t"ya ina jiffee.

    I be bringin a sip or two of the good stuff.

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  • Reply 6 of 8
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    I hear your accent and picture Shirley Manson...



    ...





    "pre" Version 2.0 and Beautiful Garbage. She just got weird after that.
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  • Reply 7 of 8
    sir mac o' the islessir mac o' the isles Posts: 157member
    Shirley'll be alang tae my wee croft shortly because she's a groovy chick in her ain wee way. We may hae similar accents but she disnae hae a big ginger beard - or no' that you'd notice frae her photographs anyway. I on the ither hand am a fine big handsome hunk o' Scottish laddiehood and just tae prove it my new picture (me being knighted by Her Majesty, who may also be alang shortly) will be appearing in the AI Community Album VERY SOON.



    ps. I am also no' Groundskeeper Willie.
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  • Reply 8 of 8
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Big Ginger Beard...



    That's one for the AI record books.
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