Europe's future decided here...
May I respectfully remind a' board members wha reside within the relevant televisual empire that the potently powerful muscle o' European poptabulous pop will be ramming its rampantly raging fist through oor tv screens on the evening o' the 24th.
Three-chord conflicts and bass-line battles will rage as the-all consuming lust for success sears the very souls o' the glam-rock gladiators. There will be glitz, there will be glitter, there will be riches and there will be dross. There will be pop carnage and middle-o'-the-road mayhem. There will be rags, riches, victory and defeat. There will be tears and triumphs, flags, banners, balloons, booze and hedonistic decadence never seen since the fall o' Rome. There will be tactical voting and the settling o' nationalistic grudges. And Norway will get nil poi.
Citizens o' Euroland - your very lives and futures depend on this. Miss it and your entire existence will be little mare than dust and ashes! Laddies and Lassies, let battle commence. The Eurovision Song Contest is upon us.
Three-chord conflicts and bass-line battles will rage as the-all consuming lust for success sears the very souls o' the glam-rock gladiators. There will be glitz, there will be glitter, there will be riches and there will be dross. There will be pop carnage and middle-o'-the-road mayhem. There will be rags, riches, victory and defeat. There will be tears and triumphs, flags, banners, balloons, booze and hedonistic decadence never seen since the fall o' Rome. There will be tactical voting and the settling o' nationalistic grudges. And Norway will get nil poi.
Citizens o' Euroland - your very lives and futures depend on this. Miss it and your entire existence will be little mare than dust and ashes! Laddies and Lassies, let battle commence. The Eurovision Song Contest is upon us.
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Originally posted by Sir Mac o' the Isles
May I respectfully remind a' board members wha reside within the relevant televisual empire that the potently powerful muscle o' European poptabulous pop will be ramming its rampantly raging fist through oor tv screens on the evening o' the 24th.
Three-chord conflicts and bass-line battles will rage as the-all consuming lust for success sears the very souls o' the glam-rock gladiators. There will be glitz, there will be glitter, there will be riches and there will be dross. There will be pop carnage and middle-o'-the-road mayhem. There will be rags, riches, victory and defeat. There will be tears and triumphs, flags, banners, balloons, booze and hedonistic decadence never seen since the fall o' Rome. There will be tactical voting and the settling o' nationalistic grudges. And Norway will get nil poi.
Citizens o' Euroland - your very lives and futures depend on this. Miss it and your entire existence will be little mare than dust and ashes! Laddies and Lassies, let battle commence. The Eurovision Song Contest is upon us.
ohoooo, mother russia's very own nuclear disaster is comming too,
tatu, tatu, tatu... make way, fast and let them win, please.
Originally posted by Sir Mac o' the Isles
And Norway will get nil poi.
lol
Originally posted by Anders the White
**** the european song contest
My vote goes to you Anders!
netro.