Oh look. WorldCom's going to Iraq.

hassan i sabbah

I am a link. Click me.



Another victory for the open tendering promised to companies interested in rebuilding Iraq for profit. And this one's a classic.



WorldCom, scandal-ridden bankrupts. Appointed by the defence department, no less. There should be a law against it, I tell you. At least they're going to use GSM, which is frankly the biggest surprise of all in the circumstances.

groverat

Why should that be against the law?

colanderofdeath

WorldCom does not exist anymore. They've changed their name back to MCI. By changing their name, they have fixed their problems. Therefore this is a logical and just contract. Although I would have preferred if it had been given to Halliburton.

ena

I was thinking that instead of using the few companies that are set up to work on that sort of scale---the Brown & Root types---we should get the community to come together and have a bake sale and hire there own experts.



WorldCom is a shadow of it's former larceny.

curiousuburb

all we need now is a new Iraqi Energy Trading company to announce Ken Lay as head of "Iraqron"

der kopf

Oh, ena, how long before you leave THIS thread?

colanderofdeath

Ancient Chinese Proverb says:



Dyslexic man cannot spell inane without ena.

alpha mac

Quote:

Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath

Ancient Chinese Proverb says:



Dyslexic man cannot spell inane without ena.

ena

.....you silly, silly boys---whatever am I going to do with you?

aquafire

Quote:

Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath

Ancient Chinese Proverb says:



Dyslexic man cannot spell inane without ena.

I think your refering to a class of Dyslexic Spoonerisms



Err that's Lysdexic Noonerspsisms to you...

aquafire

Quote:

[i]WorldCom is a shadow of it's former larceny. [/B]

Ena,

Though arte a whit of a wit..a smallish one, but a true wit all to thyself...keep it up puh leeeze ..you have a fan club....err at least I am a member....

der kopf

Quote:

Originally posted by ena

.....you silly, silly boys---whatever am I going to do with you?

How about giving me your lunch money?\

hassan i sabbah

[QUOTE]Originally posted by der Kopf

How about giving me your lunch money?\ [/QUOTE



[*takes lungful of crystal meth and enough ketamine to give a bull elephant narcolepsy for a year and then proceeds to bang head on keyboard mumbling 'Allah u akbar' until escaping grey matter causes Num Lock to light up*]

ena

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah

Quote:

Originally posted by der Kopf

How about giving me your lunch money?\ [/QUOTE



[*takes lungful of crystal meth and enough ketamine to give a bull elephant narcolepsy for a year and then proceeds to bang head on keyboard mumbling 'Allah u akbar' until escaping grey matter causes Num Lock to light up*]





carefull, al Dajjal, you're going to hurt yourself