Disco: a genre I'm not really that fond of. But the idea of bovines dressed up in saturday night fever-esqe drag, sporting absurdly large afros always makes me chuckle for some sad, twisted reason.
I've never had a relationship long enough to qualify the girl as a girlfriend, until now (almost 22), where you could say I have a quasi-girlfriend. She has had a bunch of terrible relationships in the past so she's a bit skittish around guys that hit on her, plus she's a real piece of work, but I still love her.
Only girl I've ever met who can say "no, I'm busy tonight" and actually not be lying to you. (How do I know? Let's just say I know how to keep tabs on people.) She's transparent as hell, too: that is, you know how she's feeling even before she let's you know. Mix that brutal honesty up with an energy-rich (hyper) composure, and serve it up in a 5'6" 120lbs frame and a pretty face. (she says 115, which may actually be truthful, but she is still a woman after all).
The only problem is that it's so damn high effort. Getting her to do something with you is an ordeal of convincing her that you don't want to jump her bones.
I had a girl friend about a year ago, it was fun. She was a funny person, and really into going places, etc. Unfortunately, we had different opinions on having sex, she wanted to and I didn't due (I know it is usely the other way around) to my Orthodox Christian beliefs. My religion is very important to me, and I wouldn?t want to jeopardize it. That was the end of that relationship!
I had a girl friend about a year ago, it was fun. She was a funny person, and really into going places, etc. Unfortunately, we had different opinions on having sex, she wanted to and I didn't due (I know it is usely the other way around) to my Orthodox Christian beliefs. My religion is very important to me, and I wouldn?t want to jeopardize it. That was the end of that relationship!
My first girlfriend was a blow up doll named Wanda. She would do ANYTHING, if you know what I mean (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Bit of an airhead, though.
Yeah she had arms and feet. And a vagina, too. We were pretty young (10ish) so I didn't really have much interest in that. I don't think there was anything missing from her body. She had brown hair and greenish eyes.
First girl I ever held hands with. God it was so embarrassing but so cool at the same time.
Good times... good times.
I don't know if that counts, though.
First serious girlfriend with the teenage hormones and all was Jenny. She was cute then, she is seriously hot now. Yowza, high school and college (UTEP) have been good to her.
I moved my 8th grade year; we had gone out since 6th.
I?ve always questioned my choice of DiscoCow for a login name; perhaps I should have picked something more appropriate?
"DiscoSteer" maybe.
"BadAssSteerPimp"
"Barnyard Fun" (I hear sheep)
"A Cow Trapped In A Steer?s Body"
...I digress.
I thought you might want to know that a steer is a "cow" that has lost its manhood. Maybe you should try "DiscoBull"--that is unless I'm missing something.
I thought you might want to know that a steer is a "cow" that has lost its manhood. Maybe you should try "DiscoBull"--that is unless I'm missing something.
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Originally posted by DiscoCow
Disco: a genre I'm not really that fond of. But the idea of bovines dressed up in saturday night fever-esqe drag, sporting absurdly large afros always makes me chuckle for some sad, twisted reason.
Think you might like to take a peek here
http://www.udderlyart.com/other.html
Only girl I've ever met who can say "no, I'm busy tonight" and actually not be lying to you. (How do I know? Let's just say I know how to keep tabs on people.) She's transparent as hell, too: that is, you know how she's feeling even before she let's you know. Mix that brutal honesty up with an energy-rich (hyper) composure, and serve it up in a 5'6" 120lbs frame and a pretty face. (she says 115, which may actually be truthful, but she is still a woman after all).
The only problem is that it's so damn high effort. Getting her to do something with you is an ordeal of convincing her that you don't want to jump her bones.
Originally posted by aquafire
Think you might like to take a peek here
http://www.udderlyart.com/other.html
Yeah, that's pretty good. But I still need them afros.
They just tie the whole thing together.
Originally posted by DiscoCow
Yeah, that's pretty good. But I still need them afros.
They just tie the whole thing together.
Post a picture when your all dressed up...
Originally posted by aquafire
Post a picture when your all dressed up...
I don?t know if I?ll be able to do that.
But I guess I can always ask a friend to do it before the nice men in white coats take me away to the ?hospital?
Originally posted by DiscoCow
I don?t know if I?ll be able to do that.
But I guess I can always ask a friend to do it before the nice men in white coats take me away to the ?hospital?
Way to go happy disco dude....
But i bet you could sweet talk yerself outa one of them strait jackets ?
Just flash them pretty long eyelashes...
Originally posted by aquafire
But i bet you could sweet talk yerself outa one of them strait jackets ?
Just flash them pretty long eyelashes...
I'd probably end up getting myself caned.
Originally posted by Mac Man 020581
I had a girl friend about a year ago, it was fun. She was a funny person, and really into going places, etc. Unfortunately, we had different opinions on having sex, she wanted to and I didn't due (I know it is usely the other way around) to my Orthodox Christian beliefs. My religion is very important to me, and I wouldn?t want to jeopardize it. That was the end of that relationship!
I'm Orthodox, too. I hear ya.
She had hair.
And a face.
And some legs.. yeah. I'm pretty sure she had legs.
And teeth.
The End.
Originally posted by groverat
Jamie
She had hair.
And a face.
And some legs.. yeah. I'm pretty sure she had legs.
And teeth.
The End.
No arms?
Originally posted by DiscoCow
No arms?
Obviously... No feet either I would wager.
First girl I ever held hands with. God it was so embarrassing but so cool at the same time.
Good times... good times.
I don't know if that counts, though.
First serious girlfriend with the teenage hormones and all was Jenny. She was cute then, she is seriously hot now. Yowza, high school and college (UTEP) have been good to her.
I moved my 8th grade year; we had gone out since 6th.
So whichever one of those counts is first.
Originally posted by DiscoCow
I?ve always questioned my choice of DiscoCow for a login name; perhaps I should have picked something more appropriate?
"DiscoSteer" maybe.
"BadAssSteerPimp"
"Barnyard Fun" (I hear sheep)
"A Cow Trapped In A Steer?s Body"
...I digress.
I thought you might want to know that a steer is a "cow" that has lost its manhood. Maybe you should try "DiscoBull"--that is unless I'm missing something.
Originally posted by MGG
I thought you might want to know that a steer is a "cow" that has lost its manhood. Maybe you should try "DiscoBull"--that is unless I'm missing something.
Guess I'm the one that's missing "something"
Originally posted by Bioflavonoid
but tell us about yours'!
I will let you guys know...