sources???

Posted:
in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
I've been lurking around for a while now. Thought I'd better do my first post.



I've noticed that there is a lot of speculation on this site that seems to be based on very flimsy (if any) evidence.



Surely we can do better than this?



Why don't we all chip in a couple of bucks, hire two hookers, get them to get freaky with some married geek in R&D at apple, video tape it, and then threaten to upload it to the net if he doesn't let us know what the latest gadget/upgrade etc. is?



We get the info - he gets threesome sex, AND if he cooperates, he gets to keep his wife...



win-win-win



ps



I suppose we could always go to plan two if you guys don't like this idea, but I think we might find it difficult to get the necessary equipment (the automatic weapons, the greek yoghurt, and the bearded lady).

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 3
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Best first post EVAR.



    Too bad it'll be locked before you can say "blonde or brunette?"



  • Reply 2 of 3
    Great plan indeed.



    How old are you? 13?



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 3 of 3
    Uh, no.



    *click*
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