I never rains but it pours
Okay, I've been on an involuntary hiatus from the dating game for about 2 years now, might be why I'm so uptight these days. 
But recently in my helter-skelter moment of a life I've been asked out twice by different lovely women, and am making progress with another. But this third lady, and I admit she is the one I would prefer, has a LD boyfriend, all I can really do is be a friend and hope that guy really fscks it up. Meanwhile, these other two who have asked me out are lovely, I've lusted after both. Now I welcome advice, snide remarks, humourous jokes and singles anecdotes.
But recently in my helter-skelter moment of a life I've been asked out twice by different lovely women, and am making progress with another. But this third lady, and I admit she is the one I would prefer, has a LD boyfriend, all I can really do is be a friend and hope that guy really fscks it up. Meanwhile, these other two who have asked me out are lovely, I've lusted after both. Now I welcome advice, snide remarks, humourous jokes and singles anecdotes.
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Originally posted by LiquidR
all I can really do is be a friend and hope that guy really fscks it up.
so you can be a cheap rebound?
Go after one of these two lovely ladies, if you want to, do it in such a way to create jealousy within the 3rd girl, then she will want you more.
Ah, the trevails of being single, naw actually I do love being a batchelor most of the time, but I do miss having a beautiful sweetheart.
As for one of my own singles anecdotes, my friend Ryan(crazy mofo) and I were at Fat City in Charlotte, I'm chatting with him and the whole time he's staring off into space, or so I think, next thing I know this beautiful blonde walks up and w/o a single word from puts her phone number in his hand, mind you Ryan is a good looking fellow but nothing astounding, he did it just by establishing and maintaining eye contact w/o being intimidating. But the fool is crazy, i saw him drink a glass of bleach at a party once.
The sky is blue,
There's not a cloud,
To spoil the view,
But it's raining,
Raining in your heart!
Relationships just lead to more misery. Better to be a hermit. Don't say I didn't warn you!
all I can really do is be a friend and hope that guy really fscks it up.
No, no... NO. You can HELP him fark it up by dating her anyway. One of two things will happen: she'll either dig you and find an excuse to dump his ass (in which case you've done them BOTH a favor - trust me), or she won't dig you, in which case she can keep on with the worst of all relationships (the LD one).
I'm not kidding. 99% of LD relationships are doomed to failure from day one. It's your job to set things right, that's the way I'd look at it. Distance can strengthen a select few relationships, but only if it's a temporary thing (say a couple months at most).Otherwise it tends to kill a relationship. People need a physical presence in their relationships, and I don't just mean sexually. Just the ability to nudge someone or hold their hand means a lot in a relationship.
Meanwhile, these other two who have asked me out are lovely, I've lusted after both. Now I welcome advice, snide remarks, humourous jokes and singles anecdotes..
Life is so hard sometimes, isn't it? Choices, choices. We are the choices we make. Here's what I'd do:
1. Ask yourself which one has the personality and brains you'd most covet in a relationship. If one of the three stands out in that respect, pick her.
2. If none stand out in that respect or you just don't know which one has the most character, then pick the hottest of the three. Maybe ask to see pictures of their mothers so you can see what she'll look like in 20 years.
3. Get laid and come back here so all the horn-dogger geeks who never get laid can live vicariously through you.
A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with
the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one
thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face make over, new clothes,
and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to
be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."
The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new
stereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these
things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."
The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her
original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply
and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken
your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together.
That's how much I love you, my dear."
The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He then
gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with the
biggest breasts.
(yeah, from an email, but it fits the topic)
Originally posted by murbot
A Love Story: Which Girl Do I Marry?
A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with
the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one
thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face make over, new clothes,
and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to
be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."
The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new
stereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these
things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."
The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her
original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply
and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken
your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together.
That's how much I love you, my dear."
The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He then
gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with the
biggest breasts.
i continue this story :
then he discovered that the one with the biggest breasts was a shemale.
Morality : rather than making stupîds tests with money, he should have checked the essential things ...
Originally posted by LiquidR
I saw him drink a glass of bleach at a party once.
Dead Milkmen songs aside, is this even possible? What happened to him afterwards?
Originally posted by murbot
A Love Story: Which Girl Do I Marry?....
Jesus would drive the third.
He dropped to the ground, started convulsing, and died within 20 minutes?
He did convulse for about 40 minutes, we had the phone to call 911, he knocked out and it broke, he vomitted and we gave him a bunch of water, at the the end of the 40 minutes he sat up looking beleagured, ate some hallucinogens and sat up with Tom listening to Army stories until the sun rose, his girlfriend and I checked on him and watched "Dead Men don't wear Plaid"
As for the women, the phone number for the first one is now lost thanks to one of my roommates, I left it in a book on how to play Go and he decided to peruse it and it is now MIA, the second girl and I are to have lunch on Thursday, she came over and sat in my lap today as I was writing out my caption cards, the third one and I hung out for an hour yesterday, later that evening when I got home (she's a neighbor) she came over and hung out for about 30 minutes before I had to shoo her away so I could go to work, she told me about some desks she thought I'd be interested in that she found earlier and gave me a status report on how my advice with video cords went (TV, cable, cable modem, DVD and VCR), (I don't think she'll breakup with her current boyfriend for awhile, so I guess I have a cool really cute friend for awhile)
As for the ladies, you're going to get laid soon, so have fun.