A tale of two Stevies...

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Mr. Jobs ranks in the top CEOs. Perspiration Boy is a bit more at the bottom:



http://maccentral.macworld.com/news/2003/09/02/forbes/



It's gotta be those stains! And the slightly psychotic way in which he acts during those presentations? That can't be good, can it?

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  • Reply 1 of 4
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    I notice that Jobs isn't at 5%, but his products are.
  • Reply 2 of 4
    Quote:

    Originally posted by pscates

    Mr. Jobs ranks in the top CEOs. Perspiration Boy is a bit more at the bottom:



    http://maccentral.macworld.com/news/2003/09/02/forbes/



    It's gotta be those stains! And the slightly psychotic way in which he acts during those presentations? That can't be good, can it?




    You see, he is an android wrapped in a bag of salt water, programmed by Microsoft to soak his clothing on command. They called it "innovation."
  • Reply 3 of 4
    cubedudecubedude Posts: 1,556member
    What's Jobs' middle name?
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    stevesteve Posts: 523member
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