What is your favorite signature?

mac voyer

With all the business about the new G5 and their performance or relative lack thereof, I thought it would be nice to talk about something fun and meaningless.



I want to know what your favorite signature is and it can't be yours. It can be from any board. More than one is perfectly OK as I have several. Here's my first one. It goes something like this.



There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.



Very clever.

ernest emac

I have signatures turned off. Gets to be a drag reading the same thing by regular posters all the time.





(Err, that's not a signature by the way )

discocow

Probably the "I would eat a baby" one.

placebo

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Voyer

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.



Very clever.

That's funny, but it's not original. I think I've seen t-shirts with that on them.

defiant

'and all that could have been'

discocow

"This is my stupid reason on how to reach 400" is mine.

nwhysee

"In a world without doors or walls, there is no need for Gates or Windows."

cosmonut

"...or not."

mac voyer

This is my dad's sig that is attached to all his emails.



"A little learning is a dangerous thing. Drink deep or taste not the Pierian spring." (Alexander Pope)

giaguara

I like the geek codes* as signatures. Here no one seems to use them.



And I like changing the signatures more often than Homer Simpson his socks.



* mine: GAT(IT/FA/CA)$ d-(+) s+:--(+:---) a? (!) c+++(++++) ULAS*+++$($$$) P(+) L+(!L---) E(++) W+++ N-(!N) o+(!o) K? !w++ O? M+++($$$) V- PS+ PE? Y+ PGP+++ t+ 5- X- !R !tv-- b+ DI- !D G++++ e+++ h*@ r???@ x++*?

ebby

The large print givith,

and the small print taketh away.

8) I heard that on a radio commercial once. I don't remember what it was selling.

placebo

Here's my new one (you'll be seeing fast food tie-ins any minute now):



Every time you boot Windows, God kills a kitten.

superkarate monkeydeathcar

Quote:

Originally posted by Ebby

The large print givith,

and the small print taketh away.

8) I heard that on a radio commercial once. I don't remember what it was selling.

actually it's from the tom waits song "step right up" mid 70's on the album small change. althought i don't doubt someone copped it later on, it's a great line.

fawkes

As mine was mentioned I feel I should chime in. A few of my favs:



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin



We're sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90° and try your call again.



Dost thou believe that because thou art virtuous there shall be no more cakes and ale? --William Shakespeare



Warriors get all the glory, but engineers build society. --Star Trek Voyager

dmband0026

mastrabation is like procrastination. They are both good when you are doing it, but afterwards you realize that you just f***** yourself.

spotcatbug

"Soylens Viridis Homines Est"



I don't know why I like that one, but I do.