A bottle of cheap champagne and a playlist full of Rush
Ugh.
"Damage Control, report on graduation capabilities."
"Looks like we'll be able to limp home."
Midterms can suck.
The champagne was leftover from a local wedding. I passed by.
It sucks, but it is actually "champagne." It's from that area. So I can feel dignified about that.
"I woke up up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again."
Five fake dollars to anyone who recognizes that one.
Enjoy.
"Damage Control, report on graduation capabilities."
"Looks like we'll be able to limp home."
Midterms can suck.
The champagne was leftover from a local wedding. I passed by.
It sucks, but it is actually "champagne." It's from that area. So I can feel dignified about that.
"I woke up up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again."
Five fake dollars to anyone who recognizes that one.
Enjoy.
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