Your One wish for Christmas & the New year ?
December 23, 2003 5:22PM
edited January 2014
That will do it for me.
Cheers to you all from me.
Reply 1 of 3
December 23, 2003 5:31PM
Why waste your wish on something most people in the world aren't willing to dedicate themselves towards?
My wish: Hit the lotto. I have a list of charities I really want to contribute to, and this would allow me the opportunity to do so in significant amounts.
Reply 2 of 3
December 23, 2003 5:41PM
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.
Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
Steve Martin is great!
For me, my one wish would be to meet someone really special and fall in love and all that mushy stuff. I have not been doing too well on that front for a while.
Reply 3 of 3
December 23, 2003 7:15PM
I'm with Aquaman. A minimum of traffic accidents and no terrorist attacks would be good enough for me. That and of course maybe a few days calm in Iraq and Israel and every other place bombings are likely.