Do you think he took a moment to hawk iPhoto 4?

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in General Discussion edited January 2014




Larry Ellison ties the knot and our favorite CEO pulls photographer duty.



"You see, I can crop this photo however I want. And I can assign it a rating. Your bride is kinda hot, so I'm going to give this 5-stars. We borrowed this feature from iTunes. And Larry, just by clicking this icon, I can get rid of your ferocious red-eye. Pretty cool huh? We're announcing today, shipping on January 16. Part of iLife 04, and we think you're really going to enjoy it. What's that? I'm sorry, continue on, Reverend..."

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    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Damn, Paul, I was going to start this thread!



    I imagine he had several cameras as backups for when he threw the first few that didn't start up immediately.



    Do you think he used digital? Do you think he just left it on automatic exposure? Do you think the camera has a telephoto zoom or lens adapter for the protraits, or did he just stick with 35mm and let everyone' nose stick out? Do you think he stored the pictures on his iPod? Do you think he has a serious camera, or did he just walk around holding a Canon digital Elph in one hand at arm's length the whole time?
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    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    I've wondered all those things myself, my brother.



    Actually, he was probably using some FireWire-based iCam prototype he picked up from Ive the day before.







    All the photos came out upside down and with "TEST HARDWARE?PROPERTY OF APPLE" watermarked across the pics.



    "Larry, we'll just use the Retouch tool on these...relax. By the way, have I showed you the new Sepia feature?"
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    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by pscates

    "Larry, we'll just use the Retouch tool on these...relax. By the way, have I showed you the new Sepia feature?"



    "Now your fifth wedding's photos look like your first wedding's photos from all those years ago."
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    Originally posted by pscates

    All the photos came out upside down and with "TEST HARDWARE?PROPERTY OF APPLE" watermarked across the pics.



    "Larry, we'll just use the Retouch tool on these...relax. By the way, have I showed you the new Sepia feature?"




    LMFAO...Jobs probably used a horrendous Quicktake digital camera, insisting it is still the best.



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    Quote:

    Do you think he has a serious camera, or did he just walk around holding a Canon digital Elph in one hand at arm's length the whole time?



    What's not serious about the Elph? It's an excellent consumer camera.
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