A lawyer, a doctor, and an engineer are sitting around discussing women, and specifically, whether it is better to have a wife or a girlfriend.
"A girlfriend, obviously" says the lawyer "so that you can change them out on a regular basis when they get boring."
"Oh no," says the doctor, "give me a nice solid relationship with someone who will have hot meals ready for me when I come home from 4am emergency calls!"
"I say both," pipes up the engineer.
"Both!?" exclaim the other two, in horror.
"Why of course. That way, the wife thinks you're with the girlfriend, and the girlfriend assumes you're with your wife. You, on the other hand, can go to the lab and get real WORK done!"
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Originally posted by murbot
It shows up fine in the real operating system.
...what do you mean?
BTW, I just realize limewire has a store at companystuff (so I guess the mistake may have come from sloppy 'duplication' of a store html docs).
Dibs on an AppleInsid'er thong for the gf.
Originally posted by 709
So where's our 'merchandise'?
Dibs on an AppleInsid'er thong for the gf.
Shouldn't that be the 709 Insider thong LOL?
Originally posted by BRussell
Can you use Limewire to download RAM?
Don't you make fun of my mother-in-law...
Dibs on an AppleInsid'er thong for the g
...
Don't you make fun of my mother-in-law...
Wow. You have a girlfriend AND a wife! That's cool.
Originally posted by midwinter
Wow. You have a girlfriend AND a wife!
Doesn't everybody?
Originally posted by 709
Doesn't everybody?
Indeed.*
Cheers
Scott
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*Please note where I live.
Originally posted by 709
Doesn't everybody?
A true player has 3 women: his wife, his mistress and his ho.
Originally posted by giant
A true player has 3 women: his wife, his mistress and his ho.
Does a mortgage, car payment and credit card bills count?
Originally posted by bunge
Does a mortgage, car payment and credit card bills count?
only if they support 3 or more different women
"A girlfriend, obviously" says the lawyer "so that you can change them out on a regular basis when they get boring."
"Oh no," says the doctor, "give me a nice solid relationship with someone who will have hot meals ready for me when I come home from 4am emergency calls!"
"I say both," pipes up the engineer.
"Both!?" exclaim the other two, in horror.
"Why of course. That way, the wife thinks you're with the girlfriend, and the girlfriend assumes you're with your wife. You, on the other hand, can go to the lab and get real WORK done!"