The winner of this auction will be my "imaginary" boyfriend or girlfriend for 60 days.
You will receive:
Private 1 Hour VideoChat to serve as an 'online date'. This is where we will get to know each other, and have our 'first date'.
Personalized handwritten letter once a week for 60 days, based on our 'relationship'. These letters will be scented and sealed with a kiss.
2 personalized candid pictures for your wallet; one nice and one naughty, according to your preferences. ((are you into boobs or butts? lol))
1_autographed 8x10 professional erotic pic for your bedroom, locker, or other private area so you can daydream about me. That way, when you are asked about me, you will have a genuine opinion about 'us'. _
After our 60 day relationship ends, you can dump me for whatever reason you choose._Then I'll handwrite_a letter begging you to take me back!
OMG
And check out the smallprint...
Quote:
_Terms and Conditions:
This in no way makes me your actual girlfriend, so we won't meet or talk on the phone
Our_60_day relationship_begins after I receive payment.
The terms of our relationship will be determined by both of us_on our first_date.
I will contact the winning bidder after the auction to_schedule our_VideoChat.
I tell you who does these. Some sad geek gets a few moderately saucy pics off the web and shoves them together in an "imaginary g/f auction". If any dumbass loser (sorry) actually bids and wins, said sad geek pays a female friend (this will be his biggest problem) a few bucks to do a videochat with said loser. Then he sends a few "personalised letters sealed with a kiss" (*heave*), gets more saucy pics off the net and BINGO! Easy Money
I tell you who does these. Some sad geek gets a few moderately saucy pics off the web and shoves them together in an "imaginary g/f auction". If any dumbass loser (sorry) actually bids and wins, said sad geek pays a female friend (this will be his biggest problem) a few bucks to do a videochat with said loser. Then he sends a few "personalised letters sealed with a kiss" (*heave*), gets more saucy pics off the net and BINGO! Easy Money
I must say it is enterprising.
If this had been 1998 you would have gone $0->$1000000 in less than five minutes for that idea .
Comments
Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar
here's the list of available girlfriends
american enterprise at work!
Of course, the only thing they deserve is imaginary money.....these girls aren't hot enough to even by my 'imaginary g/f!'
2 pages of 'imaginary girlfriend'
1 page of 'imaginary boyfriend'
only a few 'imaginary friend'
strange.
Originally posted by curiousuburb
equality is good... you can find imaginary Stalker ex-boyfriends too
It's people like this guy that put things into their proper perspective.
[B]Stalker ex-boyfriends
Best.Ebay.Auction.EVAR!!!!!!!1111
I will send you pictures of my laptop.
I will put your picture as the wall paper, but only for a month.
Be My Baby, Then Break My Heart!
The winner of this auction will be my "imaginary" boyfriend or girlfriend for 60 days.
You will receive:
Private 1 Hour VideoChat to serve as an 'online date'. This is where we will get to know each other, and have our 'first date'.
Personalized handwritten letter once a week for 60 days, based on our 'relationship'. These letters will be scented and sealed with a kiss.
2 personalized candid pictures for your wallet; one nice and one naughty, according to your preferences. ((are you into boobs or butts? lol))
1_autographed 8x10 professional erotic pic for your bedroom, locker, or other private area so you can daydream about me. That way, when you are asked about me, you will have a genuine opinion about 'us'. _
After our 60 day relationship ends, you can dump me for whatever reason you choose._Then I'll handwrite_a letter begging you to take me back!
OMG
And check out the smallprint...
_Terms and Conditions:
This in no way makes me your actual girlfriend, so we won't meet or talk on the phone
Our_60_day relationship_begins after I receive payment.
The terms of our relationship will be determined by both of us_on our first_date.
I will contact the winning bidder after the auction to_schedule our_VideoChat.
Originally posted by SonOfSylvanus
I tell you who does these. Some sad geek gets a few moderately saucy pics off the web and shoves them together in an "imaginary g/f auction". If any dumbass loser (sorry) actually bids and wins, said sad geek pays a female friend (this will be his biggest problem) a few bucks to do a videochat with said loser. Then he sends a few "personalised letters sealed with a kiss" (*heave*), gets more saucy pics off the net and BINGO! Easy Money
She looks suspiciously similar to to my current imaginary girlfriend!
Jeff
Originally posted by jeffyboy
She looks suspiciously similar to to my current imaginary girlfriend!
Jeff
She is selling herself to more persons?
Imaginary slut!
Originally posted by Anders
She is selling herself to more persons?
Imaginary slut!
I should have known it was over after the imaginary restraining order.
Jeff
Originally posted by jeffyboy
She looks suspiciously similar to to my current imaginary girlfriend!
Jeff
That is Very funny!!!!!
*Warning: This joke is intended only for math nerds... and even then, it's pretty lame.