This Time They Breed!

influenzainfluenza
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
ph33r!



http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/0....ap/index.html



Kudos to the first person who writes and distributes a sexually-transmitted Tamagotchi computer virus.

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  • Reply 1 of 10
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    I think the Japanese have *too little* time on their hands. If they had otherwise, they wouldn't have need of digital pets to live through (vicariously I mean). Egad man! Get those people a vacation!



  • Reply 2 of 10
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Influenza

    [snip]

    Kudos to the first person who writes and distributes a sexually-transmitted Tamagotchi computer virus.



    I'm on it. All I need is a name.

    And I would like it on the record that I think this is the worst idea ever, even worse than the original Tamagotchi.
  • Reply 3 of 10
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DMBand0026

    I'm on it. All I need is a name.



    Youvagotit
  • Reply 4 of 10
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DMBand0026



    And I would like it on the record that I think this is the worst idea ever



    You've obviously never seen the movie Zoolander (or the SuperBowl Halftime Show).



    8)
  • Reply 5 of 10
    extras.rsrcextras.rsrc Posts: 76member
  • Reply 6 of 10
    silentechoessilentechoes Posts: 288member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Extras.rsrc





    I second that. First time in like a week I actually LOL'ed at an AI post..



    How about a bunch of kindergartners wondering around a class room asking other classmates if they want to "interface" or some other technical sexual innuendo
  • Reply 7 of 10
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Moogs

    You've obviously never seen the movie Zoolander (or the SuperBowl Halftime Show).



    8)



    I liked Zoolander... it was funny DAMIT!



    I am going to tell my Tamagotchi's kids to stay away from your Tamagotchi's kids... evil little bugger.



  • Reply 8 of 10
    extras.rsrcextras.rsrc Posts: 76member
    Are there custody battles when one person realizes that they probably won't see the other Tamagotchi owner for a while? Do you choose if you have a male or female? If it possible to develop a homosexual relationship between Tamaotchis? Does the baby just show up along with the female/mom or whatever? Is the male Tomagotchi just used to make a baby Tamagotchi, or can he 'sync' up and have visitations with the baby? Do both people get a copy of the baby?



    It seems to me that there's a whole world of problems associated with this.
  • Reply 9 of 10
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Putting all that aside... do you think a 6 year old really cares?



    Billy: "Mommy! Mommy! Why can't my Tamagotchi screw with another male Tamagotchi?"



    Billy's Mom: "I don't know son, maybe we should write our senator."
  • Reply 10 of 10
    dglowdglow Posts: 147member
    I hear Senator Rick Santorum (R -PA) is an expert in these matters.



    mmmm, santorum...



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