Australian Athlete Fingered In Scandal

murbotmurbot
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
I know rugby is tough. People get bagged, headbutted, stomped. Can't say that I've heard of someone getting a finger shoved up their anus though.





The Most Vile Act Ever!



Quote:

Controversial Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate has been suspended for 12 weeks after being found guilty by the NRL Judiciary of poking his fingers up the anuses of three North Queensland players.



Quote:

Hopoate's defence counsel contended to Jones that his client had merely administered a "wedgie" on the Cowboy in the seventh minute of the match.



"It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum," said Jones, admitting that while both acts caused discomfort, they caused different sensations and he could differentiate between the two.



Maybe he was just trying to get some stick-um for his hands.







Accidental wedgie gone wrong? Maybe a 0.005% chance of it happening ONCE. 3 times in a game? Uh... no.

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 15
    chu_bakkachu_bakka Posts: 1,793member
    Damn that dude's quick.



    And I wanna know why nobody turned around and decked him.



    And what did he do with the fingers after... ick.



    Did he finger with the same finger in all three anus? what's the plural for anus? ani?
  • Reply 2 of 15
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Just another reason why American football is better than Rugby. You don't have worry about getting plugged on the field!



    That guy needs counselling. Anyone who takes a game so seriously that they feel compelled to finger-bang opponents while playing, is... how do you say in America.... "maladjusted".



  • Reply 3 of 15
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    apparently, the dude who got fingered then suffered the public ridicule further.



    the [edit] NZ [/edit] Prostate Cancer Association used a photo of the incident to advertise getting tested



    the 'probee' in the incident has since sued to get the poster pulled
  • Reply 4 of 15
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    Hmm. Doesn't look like a wedgie to me:









    (BTW, Happy 30th murbot. It's all Rogaine and Viagra from here on out )
  • Reply 5 of 15
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    I think we need a constitutional amendment to protect the sanctity of rugby.
  • Reply 6 of 15
    argentoargento Posts: 483member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by chu_bakka

    Damn that dude's quick.



    And I wanna know why nobody turned around and decked him.



    And what did he do with the fingers after... ick.



    Did he finger with the same finger in all three anus? what's the plural for anus? ani?



    You really want to know this?????
  • Reply 7 of 15
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    summary of Antipodean news coverage



    and it looks like it was the NZ Cancer Society who published/promoted it post-facto.
  • Reply 8 of 15
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by 709

    Hmm. Doesn't look like a wedgie to me:









    (BTW, Happy 30th murbot. It's all Rogaine and Viagra from here on out )



    Thanks man!



    BTW, was that pic just a reminder to me that I should have my prostate checked? I thought I was OK for another 10 years.



  • Reply 9 of 15
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BRussell

    I think we need a constitutional amendment to protect the sanctity of rugby.





  • Reply 10 of 15
    ganondorfganondorf Posts: 573member
    I can't stop giggling hysterically.
  • Reply 11 of 15
    crazychestercrazychester Posts: 1,339member
    Jeez keep up people. This is really, really old news. The latest is the accusation against 6 Canterbury Rugby LEAGUE (not Union) players that they allegedly gang raped a woman at a Coffs Harbour resort (vaginal, oral and anal penetration is alleged). Basically, a lot (not all) Rugby League players are rock apes.



    AFL players? They're a different kettle of fish. They've got really cute arses.
  • Reply 12 of 15
    xionjaxionja Posts: 504member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Ganondorf

    I can't stop giggling hysterically.



    ditto
  • Reply 13 of 15
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Rugby players are known for their arse sniffing antics but this is in a league of it's own.





    Aqua
  • Reply 14 of 15
    bartobarto Posts: 2,246member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by crazychester

    Jeez keep up people. This is really, really old news. The latest is the accusation against 6 Canterbury Rugby LEAGUE (not Union) players that they allegedly gang raped a woman at a Coffs Harbour resort (vaginal, oral and anal penetration is alleged). Basically, a lot (not all) Rugby League players are rock apes.



    Yeah, this is well over two years old... probably more like three.



    Rugby is a joke... I like to think of it like this: the convict state, NSW, is rugby mad. The free settler states of Victoria, SA & WA are all into AFL. Maybe it's not a coincidence?



    Barto
  • Reply 15 of 15
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Aquafire

    Rugby players are known for their arse sniffing antics but this is in a league of it's own.





    Before I wasn't sure if there was something wrong with the sport (vs. say one player), now you have erased all doubt!



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