Pick your nose and eat it!!!

Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
I'm not kidding...



http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html?menu=



I keep checking the date to see if it's April Fool's Day.



I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 13
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    Dude,

    The interweb is spiffy....check out what I found!



    Dr Friedrich Bischiner

    Gabelsbergerstr. 41

    6020 Innsbruck,

    Tel: 43 512 399 885

    Fax: 43 512 399 8859

    email: [email protected]





    Go on, I DARE somebody to ask him personally.......
  • Reply 2 of 13
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "crusty burger".
  • Reply 3 of 13
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    I'll never eat at Krusty Burger again.
  • Reply 4 of 13
    crusadercrusader Posts: 1,129member
    Ha Ha, I will live longer than all of you!
  • Reply 5 of 13
    daverdaver Posts: 496member
    I knew all along that it had to be good for me. Sorry, mom.
  • Reply 6 of 13
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    My parents always taught me to recycle. SAVE THE PLANET!
  • Reply 7 of 13
    skyeyedskyeyed Posts: 15member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by drewprops

    Go on, I DARE somebody to ask him personally.......



    Out of pure nerdy fascination, I felt compelled to ask him a few questions. lol. Turns out his mailbox is full. I'm gonna try again later for whatever reason.
  • Reply 8 of 13
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    Yes, pick his brain for us....be nice though! It snot what you do, it's how you do it. Dig?
  • Reply 9 of 13
    torifiletorifile Posts: 4,024member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Willoughby

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.



    Did you eat it?
  • Reply 10 of 13
    skyeyedskyeyed Posts: 15member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by drewprops

    Yes, pick his brain for us....be nice though! It snot what you do, it's how you do it. Dig?



    oh yeah. I will be. fyi: here's the email I'm trying to send (please forgive the nerdishness.):



    Hello Dr. Friedrich Bischiner,



    I am an American University student majoring in Biology Education, and I have a few questions regarding the following article I recently read that mentions some of your nose picking/health research : http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html?menu=



    Just as children have wonderful and healthy posture when they are very young and lose it due to an array of reasons, perhaps their nose-picking is also evolutionarily natural and health-inducing as you have stated. Before I agree with you, however, I would please like to know: What studies were performed before coming to your intriguing conclusions? Do you have any important research data or statistics (with appropriate significance) you are willing to share as well? Also, have you considered researching the possibility of otolaryngology-related infections or inflammations (such as tonsilitis or allergy-related sinusitis when the body is trying to rid itself of allergens) due to frequent and long-term nose picking? Does this study possibly only apply to certain non-allergy-suffering people?



    This is absolutely fascinating to me. Thank you very much for your time. I really appreciate any responses or information you may have.
  • Reply 11 of 13
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by drewprops

    Yes, pick his brain for us....be nice though! It snot what you do, it's how you do it. Dig?













    You magnificent bastard, you!
  • Reply 12 of 13
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by skyeyed

    nose picking/health research :



    Didn't the original link say his name was Bischinger - with a "g"?



    Also...instead of 'nose-picking', you could use the more polite term "nasal excavation". hahaha. (Just kidding.)
  • Reply 13 of 13
    skyeyedskyeyed Posts: 15member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Carol A

    Didn't the original link say his name was Bischinger - with a "g"?



    Also...instead of 'nose-picking', you could use the more polite term "nasal excavation". hahaha. (Just kidding.)




    Ooh good catch. Bischinger is right. Thanks



    and LOL about the 'nasal excavation' suggestion... reminded me of all the alternate names we had for nose-picking when we were little, like 'digging for gold,' 'gone mining,' 'playing with green goblins,' and such... hehe anyone else wanna add to the grossness?
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