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dr.bimanedr.bimane
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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
Hey everyone,



This guy I chat with online used to date this girl whose ex-boyfriend is the cousin of this guy who once got a ticket from a cop whose son used to be in Steve's 4th grade computer class.



Anyway, they still communicate daily over iChat and Steve tells him all of Apple's upcoming hardware plans.



The word is:



Dual 3 Gig Powerbook G5 next week!

Apple Laptop/Tablet Hybrid on April 29!



We should all be excited!





-Dr.Bimane

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  • Reply 1 of 13
    lucaluca Posts: 3,833member
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    tfworldtfworld Posts: 181member
    Why oh why cant there be a quad G5 PowerBook
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    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    because a powerbook is for computing... not melting the polar ice-caps.
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  • Reply 4 of 13
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Luca





    What he said.
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    krzysiekkrzysiek Posts: 73member
    Fajowo cool
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  • Reply 6 of 13
    macsrgood4umacsrgood4u Posts: 3,007member
    A Quad G5 makes sense. Combining the best-selling George Forman grill with a computer sounds incredible. Cook your food while you cook the books on your computer.
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  • Reply 7 of 13
    murkmurk Posts: 935member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Dr.Bimane

    Hey everyone,



    This guy I chat with online used to date this girl whose ex-boyfriend is the cousin of this guy who once got a ticket from a cop whose son used to be in Steve's 4th grade computer class.



    Anyway, they still communicate daily over iChat and Steve tells him all of Apple's upcoming hardware plans.



    The word is:



    Dual 3 Gig Powerbook G5 next week!

    Apple Laptop/Tablet Hybrid on April 29!



    We should all be excited!





    -Dr.Bimane



    You're going to have to work harder than that if you want to compete with the thread of BS I posted several years ago.



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  • Reply 8 of 13
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by murk

    You're going to have to work harder than that if you want to compete with the thread of BS I posted several years ago.



    Real Insider Info



    Go to sleep. Again.
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  • Reply 9 of 13
    emig647emig647 Posts: 2,455member
    Anyone else think this thread needs to be shut down?
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  • Reply 10 of 13
    buckeyebuckeye Posts: 358member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by emig647

    Anyone else think this thread needs to be shut down?



    Haven't you heard? We have to take everyone's predictions seriously now or they get their feelings hurt.



    Exhibit A



    (Oh now I've really done it...)
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  • Reply 11 of 13
    tmantman Posts: 66member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by emig647

    Anyone else think this thread needs to be shut down?



    I'm bleeding through my ears. Lock this sucker.
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  • Reply 12 of 13
    cosmocosmo Posts: 662member
    You forgot to mention that you were drinking with some high ranking apple people and they spilled the beans.
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  • Reply 13 of 13
    tmantman Posts: 66member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Cosmo

    You forgot to mention that you were drinking with some high ranking apple people and they spilled the beans.



    You should have stopped after the word drinking.
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