Joke-Fix

ast3r3x

Get Your Fix



Nothing fancy, in fact, kinda ugly. But good for a joke a day. I probably can only go for 2 weeks or so without contribution from people. So check it out, have a laugh, and submit your own!



Thanks, and enjoy!



Edit: Warning, some of these are not appropriate for those under 18...well probably not for over 18, but definitely under.



I think I worked out all the bugs, any problems email or IM (ast3r3x) me and let me know. Should be working tip top though.



It's been up for a couple days, so this isn't a debut or anything, but realized I'd run out of joke soon without the help of others.

bauman

Boy, the one today sucks.



Check out Prairie Home Companion's Joke shows... it was on last night. You can grab the old episodes at http://phc.mpr.org/



Here's a few of my favorites.



One of the angels asked God where he was going on vacation. He said, "Not earth again, that's for sure. I went there about 2000 years ago, got a Jewish girl knocked up and they haven't stopped talking about it since."



A Catholic priest had his bicycle stolen, and he thought someone in his congregation might have done it. So, the next Sunday he preached on the commandment "Thou shalt not steal." And then he noticed the commandment "Thou shalt not commit adultery. And then he remembered where he left his bike.

neo

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Originally posted by bauman

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One of the angels asked God where he was going on vacation. He said, "Not earth again, that's for sure. I went there about 2000 years ago, got a Jewish girl knocked up and they haven't stopped talking about it since."

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that's funny



-Neø

mattjohndrow

that rox, i like it