Microsoft and Fiat team up
oh great that's just what we need an operating system and a car that is prone to mechanical failure....
http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1104_2-5270992.html
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http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1104_2-5270992.html
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If Fiat and Skoda teamed up and made a joint car, what would it be called?
microsoft +fiat = broken
oh yea and when you go to park this fiatsoft, Russian car thieves will easily open the doors and take your toll money then drive around town stuffing mailboxes with mortgage/viagra flyers with your name printed on them.
Don't worry there will be a patch issued by fiatsoft
A tire patch a roof patch a windshild patch and then a big ugly patch that fits right over the windshield and says "I am safe all is well"
but that's ok because it will take you 20 minutes to start the engine.
blue screen of death indeed!
my other car is a MAC!
Originally posted by Anders
That reminds me of an old joke.
If Fiat and Skoda teamed up and made a joint car, what would it be called?
Okay, I give... what's the punchline?
Originally posted by TednDi
oh yea and when you go to park this fiatsoft, Russian car thieves will easily open the doors and take your toll money then drive around town stuffing mailboxes with mortgage/viagra flyers with your name printed on them.
The bastards!
Originally posted by clonenode
Okay, I give... what's the punchline?
The answer is: Fiasko
Originally posted by Telomar
I always preferred FIAT = Failed In All Tests.
Okay how about these...
BMW = Break my windows
Fiat = Fix it again Tony
Ford = Found on road dead / first on race day etc etc etc
Pontiac = Poor old *** thinks it's a Cadillac
TOYOTA = Too Often Yanks Overrate This Automobile
Whole bunch more here: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/akronymer.html
Dave
"There has been a memory allocation error, to deploy the airbag, please reboot.
If problem persists, call your system administrator."
more funnies for the mac crowd:
IBM I Blame Microsoft.
IBM I'll Buy Macintosh
And for the 3 Ghz G5
IBM I've Been Mislead
And More:
MAC Maybe A Computer
MAC Masquerading As a Computer
MAC Moronic Asinine Crap
MAC My Allowance Consumed
MAC Mindlessness Applauded & Celebrated
MAC Much Advertised Crap
MAC Masochist's Automatic Calculator
MAC Merely A Chimera
MAC Makes All Cynical
thanx dave.
Most Applications Crash Incessantly Next The Operating System Hangs
Originally posted by TednDi
oh great that's just what we need an operating system and a car that is prone to mechanical failure....
http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1104_2-5270992.html
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Apple <==> BMW
Microsoft <==> Fiat
BMW better than Fiat
Ergo
Apple better than Microsoft
QED
FIAT = Foreign Idiots' Attempted Transportation
(slapping self with wet fish)
Originally posted by Rhumgod
Better than a Renault though.
that is SOOOOO NOT TRUE, have you ever driven a Vel Satis from Renault?
they are more advanced, more beautiful(personal) an more comfortable than Mercedes, BMW, Porsche(thats only an engine on wheels), .....(thousands of others brands here)
AND Renault like apple is innovative. they have allot in common, thats what i think