Deathmatch
Simple drill: answer in three sentences or less and then post your own vs. If you must post political, don't be a douchebag about it.
Example: Battle of the mullets.
McGuyver vs. Bon Jovi
Answer - Bon Jovi would try to send groupies over to trample McGuyver, but would panic upon realizing that in 2004 his groupies are all suburban moms, and have no interest in trampling. McGuyver would seize the opportunity to rewire Bon Jovi's stage pyro and detonate it, but as he was stalled when his mullet caught on fire, Jovi capitalized and went in for the kill.
Official question:
Mr. Clean vs. The Kool Aid man.
Example: Battle of the mullets.
McGuyver vs. Bon Jovi
Answer - Bon Jovi would try to send groupies over to trample McGuyver, but would panic upon realizing that in 2004 his groupies are all suburban moms, and have no interest in trampling. McGuyver would seize the opportunity to rewire Bon Jovi's stage pyro and detonate it, but as he was stalled when his mullet caught on fire, Jovi capitalized and went in for the kill.
Official question:
Mr. Clean vs. The Kool Aid man.