Dead like Susan

groverat

I am in the middle of sending out wedding invitations. And while my hands are stained with ink from my fountain pen my head is getting light and not even Pepsi can get the taste of envelope adhesive out of my mouth.



And I shouldn't be drinking Pepsi because I am on a no-soda thing, trying to cut down on the sugar. But water stopped working so I had to pull out the big gun and grab it from my fiancee's ever-present 12-pack-o-Pepsi in the fridge.



I am going to die from this adhesive. I will be dead like Susan.

wrong robot

I always licked my finger then used my finger on the adhesive, I couldn't stand licking the envelope.

pfflam

use a wet sponge

and yes . . . probably



but the big question is . . . will your fiance be smiling?

groverat

Wet sponge... you kids and your crazy technology.



I am resigned to adhesive poisoning.

superkarate monkeydeathcar

we'll try to show our sadness (like george) when we are informed of your untimely demise.

curiousuburb

Quote:

Originally posted by groverat

Wet sponge... you kids and your crazy technology.



I am resigned to adhesive poisoning.

Groverat doesn't like licking adhesives. Doesn't want to drink Pepsi, but does to mask adhesive taste.



Seems like there's a stone for both birds.



Use Pepsi for envelopes.

jwri004

Do you own a dog or a small child?

cake

That's another reason why I'm just going to elope!

groverat

Here's another reason we should've eloped. We're paying for everything!



YAY!

cake

Masochist

colanderofdeath

I doubt groverat has a sponge. They're not even married yet so what use would a sponge be?

cake

Maybe she's sponge-worthy?

midwinter

Masking tape would probably work. Just wrap it around the whole envelope, since in Texas that adhesive would probably melt in the mail truck.

curiousuburb

Duct Tape.

For that "Do Not Open, Wuss" vibe.