Dead like Susan
I am in the middle of sending out wedding invitations. And while my hands are stained with ink from my fountain pen my head is getting light and not even Pepsi can get the taste of envelope adhesive out of my mouth.
And I shouldn't be drinking Pepsi because I am on a no-soda thing, trying to cut down on the sugar. But water stopped working so I had to pull out the big gun and grab it from my fiancee's ever-present 12-pack-o-Pepsi in the fridge.
I am going to die from this adhesive. I will be dead like Susan.
And I shouldn't be drinking Pepsi because I am on a no-soda thing, trying to cut down on the sugar. But water stopped working so I had to pull out the big gun and grab it from my fiancee's ever-present 12-pack-o-Pepsi in the fridge.
I am going to die from this adhesive. I will be dead like Susan.
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and yes . . . probably
but the big question is . . . will your fiance be smiling?
I am resigned to adhesive poisoning.
Originally posted by groverat
Wet sponge... you kids and your crazy technology.
I am resigned to adhesive poisoning.
Groverat doesn't like licking adhesives. Doesn't want to drink Pepsi, but does to mask adhesive taste.
Seems like there's a stone for both birds.
Use Pepsi for envelopes.
YAY!
For that "Do Not Open, Wuss" vibe.