Sharon Stone: Queen of High-Class Cinematic Trash

gandalf the semi-coherentgandalf the semi-coherent
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in AppleOutsider edited January 2014
In her bid to be the Elizabeth Berkley for the over-40 set, a new "trailer" for Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction expunged itself onto the web today.



This is absolutely the most hilarious thing I've seen in years. I am so there on opening day. If you thought Showgirls was a howler, you have to see this. If Ed Wood had a budget and a 35mm camera with color film, this is probably what he'd come up with. Methinks Joe Ezterhas is feeling very jealous right now.



Watch Sharon Stone's career in free-fall!



Warning: this trailer is definitely R-rated and not for kids.



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Comments

  • Reply 1 of 16
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    I don't think anything can be worse than Showgirls.
  • Reply 2 of 16
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    FInally a porn movie with a hint of story...
  • Reply 3 of 16
    starkweatherstarkweather Posts: 19member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by groverat

    I don't think anything can be worse than Showgirls.



    I second that...



    I don't know about his movie...It looks like it'll suck.
  • Reply 4 of 16
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    I've got to admit that I downloaded it...



    But I bet this never makes it to the theaters.
  • Reply 5 of 16
    e1618978e1618978 Posts: 6,075member
    I kind of liked it - you don't get a good feel for the story from the trailer. It could be another movie like "the game", with lots of plot twists and such.



    But I liked Basic Instinct 1 as well (just not quite enough to get it on my top 100 list).



    PS - what kind of car is that?
  • Reply 6 of 16
    ricksbrainricksbrain Posts: 517member
    Smut can be worth considering. This seems dumb. Too bad.
  • Reply 7 of 16
    hmurchisonhmurchison Posts: 12,441member
  • Reply 8 of 16
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Gandalf the Semi-Coherent

    In her bid to be the Elizabeth Berkley for the over-40 set, a new "trailer" for Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction expunged itself onto the web today.



    This is absolutely the most hilarious thing I've seen in years. I am so there on opening day. If you thought Showgirls was a howler, you have to see this. If Ed Wood had a budget and a 35mm camera with color film, this is probably what he'd come up with. Methinks Joe Ezterhas is feeling very jealous right now.



    Watch Sharon Stone's career in free-fall!



    Warning: this trailer is definitely R-rated and not for kids.



    GTSC



    what the heck was that? it's definitely not a trailer... but it does save me from having to actually watch the movie. and for the record, sharon stone's career hit rock bottom when she played the villain in "catwoman."
  • Reply 9 of 16
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    OK, first of all, "Showgirls" is the greatest movie ever made. It effortlessly leaves behind all earthly constraints such as "acting", "sense", "self respect", and "simple human dignity" and enters a mysterious realm of baffling ritual and pantomime.



    It's as if had been made by aliens whose only idea of human life and sexuality was based on garbled Cinemax and Vegas Tourism Bureau transmissions, and I, for one, find that to be a remarkable accomplishment.



    Elizabeth Berkeley: utterly untouched by thought, motivation or an inner life, masterfully navigating between coy petulance and alarming enthusiasm. What a splendid vessel. Never has nudity and fucking seemed so deeply and completely pointless.



    The greatest line in movie history: "She's all pelvic thrust! She prowls! She's got it!



    The greatest sex scene in movie history, as Ms. Berkeley frantically thrashes in the pool like a berserk marionette while Kyle McLaughlin appears to be trying to take a shit.



    All this, and cynicism so relentlessly pervasive that it starts to feel like drug induced fugue state; that is, exhilarating if you just decide to go with it.



    All hail "Showgirls", and I don't want to have to explain this again.



    As far as Ms. Stone goes, WTF? Is she really so down and out she needs to do porn? Isn't she still married to the very wealthy publisher of the San Francisco Chronicle?



    Maybe it's a political statement of some kind? Like, "older women also enjoy fucking strangers in odd locations while being filmed"?.
  • Reply 10 of 16
    johnnysmithjohnnysmith Posts: 180member
    "But you know I saw this movie this year called last year called er, 'Basic Instinct'. Okay now. Bill's quick capsule review: Piece-of-Sh*t. Okay now. Yeah, yeah, end of story by the way. Don't get caught up in that fevered hype phoney f*cking debate about that Piece-of-Sh*t movie. "Is it too sexist, and what about the movies, are they becoming too dddddddd." You're, you're just confused, you don't get, you've forgotten how to judge correctly. Take a deep breath huuh, look at it again. "Oh it's a Piece-of-Sh*t!" Exactly, that's all it is. Satan squatted, let out a loaf, they put a f*cking title on it, put it on a marquee, Satan's sh*t, piece of sh*t, walk away. "But is it too, what about the lesbian connot.. ddddd." You're, you're getting really baffled here. Piece-of-Sh*t! Now walk away. That's all it is, it's nothing more! Free yourself folks, if you see it, Piece-of-Sh*t, say it and walk away. You're right! You're right! Not those f*ckers who want to tell you how to think! You're f*cking right! Sorry wrong meeting again. I keep getting my days mixed up. tomorrow, it's the meeting at the docks. Tonight it's comedy entertainment with young Bill. Horrible film. And then I come to find out after that film. that all the lesbian sex scenes, let me repeat that, all the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of that film, because the test audience was turned off by them. Ha. Boy, is my thumb not on the pulse of America."



    - Bill Hicks
  • Reply 11 of 16
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by addabox

    OK, first of all, "Showgirls" is the greatest movie ever made.... The greatest line in movie history: "She's all pelvic thrust! She prowls! She's got it!



    You forgot the single greatest scene in the movie: Nomi Malone's Rambo moment: after her friend is brutally raped by the Michael Bolton look-alike, we are treated to a loooong sequence of Elizabeth Berkeley painting her teenage-mutant-Ninja-pressons and putting about 40 pounds of lipstick before going to his room to fist seduce, then kick the crap out of him.



    Truly a laugh-till-you-ache classic.
  • Reply 12 of 16
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    Oh, Ms. Stone is divorced from that publisher guy.
  • Reply 13 of 16
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    Spoiler: Debbie never does Dallas.
  • Reply 14 of 16
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by tmp

    You forgot the single greatest scene in the movie: Nomi Malone's Rambo moment: after her friend is brutally raped by the Michael Bolton look-alike, we are treated to a loooong sequence of Elizabeth Berkeley painting her teenage-mutant-Ninja-pressons and putting about 40 pounds of lipstick before going to his room to fist seduce, then kick the crap out of him.



    Truly a laugh-till-you-ache classic.



    Ah, just so.



    It is to be savored again and again.
  • Reply 15 of 16
    relicrelic Posts: 4,735member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by hmurchison





    Would you call her mommy during, \\"oh I\\'m a bad little boy mommy, real bad\\". She\\'s not bad for 50.
  • Reply 16 of 16
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Relic

    Would you call her mommy during, \\"oh I\\'m a bad little boy mommy, real bad\\". She\\'s not bad for 50.



    stewie griffin: "so is there any tread left on these tires, or is it pretty much like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"



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