Apple Law Suits - What would you sue? (FUN!)
Hi,
As everyone and their dog seem to be sueing apple, thought it might be fun to start a thread with the most outrageous law suit claims people can think of.
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I'm going to sue apple, because I was looking at my ipod when walking down the street and ended up walking pass the girl of my dreams without noticing. I blame apple for not making iPod's with voice control, which would have allowed me to get married and have children.
I'm not doing it for the money. I'm doing it for the children I never had...
As everyone and their dog seem to be sueing apple, thought it might be fun to start a thread with the most outrageous law suit claims people can think of.
Like...
I'm going to sue apple, because I was looking at my ipod when walking down the street and ended up walking pass the girl of my dreams without noticing. I blame apple for not making iPod's with voice control, which would have allowed me to get married and have children.
I'm not doing it for the money. I'm doing it for the children I never had...
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Originally posted by fosman
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I'm going to sue apple, because I was looking at my ipod when walking down the street and ended up walking pass the girl of my dreams without noticing. I blame apple for not making iPod's with voice control, which would have allowed me to get married and have children.
I'm not doing it for the money. I'm doing it for the children I never had...
I am probably going to sue Apple, because they forced
me into compulsive activities i don't have under
control any more. Apple addict anyone?
Originally posted by Hiro
I'll sue Apple for the gross misuse of monopoly power in regards to OS X. If I want to run OS X I am forced to buy an Apple CPU. Apple wields a 100% share of the OS X hardware market and is using unethical and illegal tactics to tie users to a particular hardware solution. This is clearly an abuse of market power which must be broken with an anti-trust suit and treble damages.
Yeah, if Apple allowed, even if they didn't support the hardware or anything but just promised not to intentionally screw over your system, I'd install it on the soon-coming PC.