Jessica Simpson Silenced... At Long Last

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in AppleOutsider edited January 2014
This is too perfect...



"? She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."



http://www.thedeadbolt.com/news/1116...onsilenced.php

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 14
    guybrush threepwoodguybrush threepwood Posts: 1,109member
    She could sing in a Papua New Guinea language for all I care...



    Didn't you see "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" video?
  • Reply 2 of 14
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Like Guybrush, I don't care if she can't sing. I have always wanted to see more of her.
  • Reply 3 of 14
    flounderflounder Posts: 2,674member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood


    She could sing in a Papua New Guinea language for all I care...



    Didn't you see "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" video?



    I gotta say, short blonds with fake tits aren't my cup of tee. I always thought that casting her as daisy duke was crime against nature. Daisy Duke is a tall, leggy, and has brown hair damn it
  • Reply 4 of 14
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Jessica's boobs aren't fake...



    Edit: I have seen video of her prior to her becoming famous... they were large then...
  • Reply 5 of 14
    guybrush threepwoodguybrush threepwood Posts: 1,109member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Flounder


    I gotta say, short blonds with fake tits aren't my cup of tee. I always thought that casting her as daisy duke was crime against nature. Daisy Duke is a tall, leggy, and has brown hair damn it



    You bite your tongue. Jessica Simpson is not a kook. She is a brave and decent woman. Jessica Simpson is a pioneer!
  • Reply 6 of 14
    a_greera_greer Posts: 4,594member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood


    Jessica Simpson is a pioneer!



    Yes, a pioneer of engineering, the fact that protools and/or Logic can make her sound tolarable is truly revolutionary...but like any guy here, I'd hit that
  • Reply 7 of 14
    middle cmiddle c Posts: 11member
    Hmmm....



    So you boys really are juvenille and condescending behind our backs....

    as well as all the other things you'd like to be while you're there.
  • Reply 8 of 14
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Is it really juvenile to realize that a woman who is profoundly unattractive but with a great singing voice gets nowhere, but much more attractive women with borderline terrible voices sell platinum records?



    In our 'i'd hit that' posts we are revealing the fundamental tendencies of greater society to weigh the physical 'talents' of an individual over their real talents.



    Regardless, welcome to AI, I hope you enjoy your stay!
  • Reply 9 of 14
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Flounder


    I gotta say, short blonds with fake tits aren't my cup of tee.



    I wish I could be that selective.



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by hardeeharhar


    Jessica's boobs aren't fake...



    Edit: I have seen video of her prior to her becoming famous... they were large then...



    There's some evidence she's had some work done.
  • Reply 10 of 14
    running with scissorsrunning with scissors Posts: 1,124member
    i personally can't stand her music, but saying she can't sing is a bit much. the girl can sing. now her sister on the hand is totally devoid of talent.
  • Reply 11 of 14
    guybrush threepwoodguybrush threepwood Posts: 1,109member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ


    There's some evidence she's had some work done.



    Alright, let's hear it. I need details...
  • Reply 12 of 14
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    She allegedly got a boob lift and then implants.
  • Reply 13 of 14
    guybrush threepwoodguybrush threepwood Posts: 1,109member
    Curse you ShawnJ, Curse you...
  • Reply 14 of 14
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    I am not convinced by those images at all.
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