yet more evidence that microsoft sucks dick

mbaynham

just saw this on break.com. its briliant, must see.



http://www.break.com/index/microsoft_test_fails.html



'i just dont know how there getting away with this...' - Karl Pilkington

mr. me

This video has been available for several weeks.

mbaynham

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Me


This video has been available for several weeks.

alrite alrite, just larf at their ability to rite software that doesnt actually do what it is supposed to. gawd...

blue2kdave

Well as a non-homophobic straight man, why is it that people have to use derogatory dick sucking references to express displeasure, or indicate that something is not a good thing? Certainly the suggestion is that "sucking dick" is somehow a bad thing. Although I have never had the experience of "sucking dick", I have certainly enjoyed various lady friends performing the act. I don't think that was your intent though. Might I suggest you expand your thinking, so that you can include a "dick" or other sexual reference, but more clearly indicate that this is a bad thing. Here are some suggestions



Something like

"sucks donkey dick"

"licks monkey balls"

"swallows whale cum"



If you are a creative type, you will find it easy...

kim kap sol

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue2kdave


Well as a non-homophobic straight man, why is it that people have to use derogatory dick sucking references to express displeasure, or indicate that something is not a good thing? Certainly the suggestion is that "sucking dick" is somehow a bad thing. Although I have never had the experience of "sucking dick", I have certainly enjoyed various lady friends performing the act. I don't think that was your intent though. Might I suggest you expand your thinking, so that you can include a "dick" or other sexual reference, but more clearly indicate that this is a bad thing. Here are some suggestions



Something like

"sucks donkey dick"

"licks monkey balls"

"swallows whale cum"



If you are a creative type, you will find it easy...

Are somehow implying that sucking donkey dick and licking monkey balls is a 'bad thing'? Are you a donkaphobic or monkaphobic? I bet a bunch of donkeys and monkeys enjoy a good dick sucking or ball lickin'.

mbaynham

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue2kdave


Although I have never had the experience of "sucking dick", I have certainly enjoyed various lady friends performing the act.

yeh, course you have. more like your pet fish.



i dont know why peopel bother 'biging themselves up' over the internet. it only works when your talking face to face with someone, anyone, apart from you, can see that.

e1618978

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue2kdave


Well as a non-homophobic straight man, why is it that people have to use derogatory dick sucking references to express displeasure, or indicate that something is not a good thing? Certainly the suggestion is that "sucking dick" is somehow a bad thing. Although I have never had the experience of "sucking dick", I have certainly enjoyed various lady friends performing the act. I don't think that was your intent though. Might I suggest you expand your thinking, so that you can include a "dick" or other sexual reference, but more clearly indicate that this is a bad thing. Here are some suggestions



Something like

"sucks donkey dick"

"licks monkey balls"

"swallows whale cum"



If you are a creative type, you will find it easy...

I urge you all to avoid using "dick sucker" as a negative term, at least anywhere that a lady is likely to pick up on it. We need all the dick sucking we can get in this world, and there will be less of it if it is perceived as a negative thing.

blue2kdave

Quote:

Originally Posted by mbaynham


yeh, course you have. more like your pet fish.



i dont know why peopel bother 'biging themselves up' over the internet. it only works when your talking face to face with someone, anyone, apart from you, can see that.

ooohhh, good comeback. believe whatever you want, i don't need to impress you.



oh, and kim kap, you're right. what was i thinking? i should be more sensitive to the needs of donkeys and monkeys (or fish for that matter).



ps, and i don't know why people don't bother with using a spell checker

spamsandwich

Quote:

Originally Posted by kim kap sol


Are somehow implying that sucking donkey dick and licking monkey balls is a 'bad thing'? Are you a donkaphobic or monkaphobic? I bet a bunch of donkeys and monkeys enjoy a good dick sucking or ball lickin'.

What about those monkeys that love fellatio by donkey, and vice versa?

chevaliermalfet

Equally perplexing is it seems to be a foregone conclusion that whales don't appreciate a good swallow. Considering how few are likely to be able to actually do this, I'd think it'd be an in demand skill.