!!Shocker!! Jesus is made with RealBasic

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in iPod + iTunes + AppleTV edited January 2014
So i was compiling a new app in realbasic2006, and I swear to God that I did not insert the following code. It was had to have been put there by divine intervention.



dim ihs, ieh as integer

dim saviour as string

ieh=new random

ihs=ieh.inrange(0,2)

select case ihs

case 0

saviour="Truly, truly, I say to you, He who believes in me will also do the works that I do"

case 1

saviour="Blessed are the Poor in Spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven"

case 2

saviour="Blessed are the Peacemakers,for they shall be called Sons (and Daughters) of God."

end select



msgbox saviour



Now i wouldn't jump to any presumptious conclusions, BUT these things don't happen by chance. Confirmed - Jesus WAS created by RealBasic (and iTunes Never Existed)

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    chuckerchucker Posts: 5,089member
    What did you drink?
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    tednditedndi Posts: 1,921member
    I think it was that fluid that keeps the powermac g5 cool.
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    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Sorry everyone, I just had news that MarcUK has died.
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    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Quote:
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    Sorry everyone, I just had news that MarcUK has died.



    Indeed! when they were twisting my arm, I told them "You're going to break my arm", when they broke, I smiled at them and said "Told you so"
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    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BRussell


    Sorry everyone, I just had news that MarcUK has died.



    Dammit, don't tease. Now I'm all depressed.
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