I doubt very much that Steve Jobs would be an effective President. Like George Bush, Jobs would bully his cabinet into submission. However, like Clinton, Jobs would probably be a workaholic.
The upside would be that Jobs would probably enact some major public works projects. They'd cost a fortune, but would employs thousands for long periods of time. And these projects would be the envy of the world.
We've got this really cool new app- er, I mean program - for Medicare: iCare. What is does is it diagnose your condition, automatically files a condition complaint form with the hospital, organizes your recuperation plan, orders your medicines, and it has iLife and iCal integration. iCare for iLife. Isn't that cool? And I thought that I would just give you a short demonstration...
"Now, we've seen a lot of pre-, er, subcription-based drug plans, but we think you should own the drugs you purchase instead of leasing them from the drug manufacturers."
As hilarious as the "boom" joke was, I don't see Jobs as a "let's go to war" kind of president. I think, instead, he'd be a hell of a diplomat and negotiator.
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The upside would be that Jobs would probably enact some major public works projects. They'd cost a fortune, but would employs thousands for long periods of time. And these projects would be the envy of the world.
Demonstrating new weapons systems: "Boom. Boom, see isn't that cool? Boom."
I can imagine the State of the Union address: "And there is one last thing..."
Demonstrating new weapons systems: "Boom. Boom, see isn't that cool? Boom."
"And this is really neat: we've managed to put 100 megatons of bunker busting ordinance into an eight inch cube"
"And this is really neat: we've managed to put 100 megatons of bunker busting ordinance into an eight inch cube"
Then he ends press conferences with John Mayer playing.
I can imagine the State of the Union address: "And there is one last thing..."
Demonstrating new weapons systems: "Boom. Boom, see isn't that cool? Boom."
Too funny.
I can imagine the State of the Union address: "And there is one last thing..."
Demonstrating new weapons systems: "Boom. Boom, see isn't that cool? Boom."
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Now if the world can just catch up to we in this thread and get along
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Nick
I think we should do a sort of phrase association Steve Jobs State of the Union Address.
Nick
"OK, let's get started, we've got a lot of really cool things to talk about today. The State of the Union is: insanely great!
(Heavy applause and cheering from both sides of the aisle)
I can imagine the State of the Union address: "And there is one last thing..."
Demonstrating new weapons systems: "Boom. Boom, see isn't that cool? Boom."
HAHAHAHA.
My wife just said "One more thing. We've managed to shrink congress into a package the size of a stick of gum. It's just amazing. And here it is."
Congress: the building, the people or the egos?
The buildings, eh...maybe
People, have you seen the average congressperson O_O
egos, not in this life or the next