Miss Dewey helps you search...

Posted:
in AppleOutsider edited January 2014
Seen Microsoft's new search engine yet? Its that chicken man site combined with Microsoft's old BOB guy!



http://www.msdewey.com/

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 20
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    That is the stupidest thing I've seen out of Redmond yet.



    W. T. H?
  • Reply 2 of 20
    yeah, what he said.



    at least the chicken-thing site was amusing for a few minutes. this is just embarrassing.
  • Reply 3 of 20
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    I want to bang her.
  • Reply 4 of 20
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Placebo


    I want to bang her.



    ask her.
  • Reply 5 of 20
    yeah, i'd hit it.
  • Reply 6 of 20
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by audiopollution


    ask her.



    I did, she told me she saw it coming.
  • Reply 7 of 20
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    Search for 'lap dance', or likely, anything racy. You get scolded.



    Now that just makes me feel so good. Really.



    Seriously, this has to be a joke, right?
  • Reply 8 of 20
    did you ask her to take her clothes off?
  • Reply 9 of 20
    hey I got her to show me her bra!



    I win!



    I feel like i am just sketching the outer superego of the creators of ms. dewey, who is pretty hot...
  • Reply 10 of 20
    Kick! Stop playing with her... she's mine!
  • Reply 11 of 20
    ZWHAOMG.



    Now why would Microsoft go and do that...
  • Reply 12 of 20
    I wonder if she smells...



    (A few might get that.)
  • Reply 13 of 20
    Damn, the first impression that loaded she was listening to music with headphones and a media player. Looked like an iPod (wouldn't be the first Microsoft did that). Tried to reload it again and she was repairing a motorcycle (?). Again and she was talking to an astronaut space-walking. Damn, how many did this gal do? Must be the best paid acting job she ever did...



    /and yes, she is cute

    //silly idea for a search engine though
  • Reply 14 of 20
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 17,421member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Placebo


    I want to bang her.



    Dude that was my first thought. I was like that Vance Munson guy from "Hitch." "Food has no taste.....it just won't be right until I bang her!"
  • Reply 15 of 20
    galleygalley Posts: 971member
    Her name is Janina Gavankar. Check out the photos on her site.

    http://www.janinagavankar.com/main/g...nina-gavankar/

    My fave: http://static.flickr.com/79/274066977_41e02ae508.jpg
  • Reply 16 of 20
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by hardeeharhar


    hey I got her to show me her bra!



    I win!



    Yeah we're getting a how-to guide from you, right now.
  • Reply 17 of 20
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Man how do you do that?



    I got her to say "well, maybe just this once" but then my damn search results came up. Argh.
  • Reply 18 of 20
    gilschgilsch Posts: 1,995member
    Have any of you guys got her to peel the banana and.......yet?



    Hey, it was a slow Thursday!!!
  • Reply 19 of 20
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ


    Man how do you do that?



    I got her to say "well, maybe just this once" but then my damn search results came up. Argh.



    What a wonderful search engine! The last thing people want to see on it are the search results.
  • Reply 20 of 20
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    I got her to fire an MP5 backwards over her shoulder while holding a mirror.
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