You're ALL "it"!

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shetlineshetline
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in AppleOutsider edited January 2014




God said you're it. I believe you're it. That settles you're it!

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  • Reply 1 of 18
    justinjustin Posts: 403member
    what has this got to do with God?? (What is wrong with these Americans - oops. Shouldn't voice such things in case Big Brother is watching...).



    The third comic strip was predicated on the first: their induction was flawed, because the premises were flawed. Get it?



    Oh dear. Now I'm starting...
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  • Reply 2 of 18
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justin View Post


    what has this got to do with God??



    Because "God said it. I believe it. That settles it." is sadly a very popular logical fallacy.



    Only "it" would have felt the need to respond to this post. You responded. You must be "it". You failed to transfer "itness". You're still "it"!
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  • Reply 3 of 18
    justinjustin Posts: 403member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shetline View Post


    Because "God said it. I believe it. That settles it." is sadly a very popular logical fallacy.



    Only "it" would have felt the need to respond to this post. You responded. You must be "it". You failed to transfer "itness". You're still "it"!



    ?



    I still don't get it.
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  • Reply 4 of 18
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    All I know is you can get "it" on eBay.
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  • Reply 5 of 18
    flounderflounder Posts: 2,674member
    All of the sudden I want to go purchase some Old Spice.......
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  • Reply 6 of 18
    guybrush threepwoodguybrush threepwood Posts: 1,109member
    Midwinter probably has a stockpile of that stuff...
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  • Reply 7 of 18
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    All men are mortal. Some mortals are it. Therefore, shetline is it.
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  • Reply 8 of 18
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justin View Post


    The third comic strip was predicated on the first: their induction was flawed, because the premises were flawed. Get it?



    The premises in the first panel weren't flawed, the induction was: it's a case of affirming the consequent. I doubt the second panel even has a name, it's so silly.
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  • Reply 9 of 18
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    BTW, you're fucked Justin:



    All people who are it post on AI.

    Justin posts on AI.

    Therefore, Justin is it.



    BAM!
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  • Reply 10 of 18
    justinjustin Posts: 403member
    I'd like to say: "whatever".



    Only, that if you think that the premises in the first panel are not flawed, then you're it ;P



    (God! This is so mature!)
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  • Reply 11 of 18
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    Quote:
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    All of the sudden I want to go purchase some Old Spice.......







    Note the chainsaw by the fireplace.
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  • Reply 12 of 18
    bergermeisterbergermeister Posts: 6,784member
    That's it! I can't take it anymore!



    Stop this lunacy!



    I've had it with all of this nonsense.
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  • Reply 13 of 18
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    The nature of 'it' is knowable. The Christian god is knowable; therefore, god is it.
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  • Reply 14 of 18
    flounderflounder Posts: 2,674member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by dmz View Post






    Note the chainsaw by the fireplace.



    I hadn't noticed that before
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  • Reply 15 of 18
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post


    The nature of 'it' is knowable. The Christian god is knowable; therefore, god is it.



    And we couldn't be playing tag unless "it" exists. We are playing tag. Uh... therefore God exists?



    I believe! I believe! I've been saved!!!
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  • Reply 16 of 18
    gregmightdothatgregmightdothat Posts: 1,709member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by CosmoNut View Post


    All I know is you can get "it" on eBay.



    Oh my god!
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  • Reply 17 of 18
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shetline View Post


    And we couldn't be playing tag unless "it" exists. We are playing tag. Uh... therefore God exists?



    I believe! I believe! I've been saved!!!







    ha!
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  • Reply 18 of 18
    celemourncelemourn Posts: 769member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post






    ha!



    The only thing worse than being IT, is being the IT Guy! You know what kinds of users they have to put up with?!?! PEBKAC!
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