Steve's first line?

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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
You ain't seen anything yet!

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  • Reply 1 of 12
    glurxglurx Posts: 1,031member
    I'm sorry TIME couldn't be with us today...
  • Reply 2 of 12
    Those %^$#@ mother-*&^$#@%& at TIME @#$^ing %^##$ %$^#$%^ %%$ %$$%^$ %^#!!



    *brings a TIME web administrator on stage and beats him with a candlestick holder*
  • Reply 3 of 12
    'Glad to see you could all get up on time, after those sleepless nights....'



  • Reply 4 of 12
    B L A M E C A N A D A



    or at least Time Canada
  • Reply 5 of 12
    vikramvikram Posts: 18member
    Apple's web site now sports a link to the time article. Far from blaming Time, Steve has pulled a superb PR coup.
  • Reply 6 of 12
    No words. Just gentle weeping.
  • Reply 7 of 12
    macsrgood4umacsrgood4u Posts: 3,007member
    Next time, we'll give Newsweek the exclusive.
  • Reply 8 of 12
    1) TIME was NOT on our side! (doh!)



    2) heard any good rumors lately?



    3) welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...
  • Reply 9 of 12
    Where did you see the link on Apple.com?



    Besides, the cat is out of the bag, Apple might as well make the best of it. ZDNet has it as their lead story, with the picture of the Time cover.



    Oh, just to stay on topic... Steve's first line:



    "I've just received word from our lawyers... we now own AOL Time-Warner!"
  • Reply 10 of 12
    jrcjrc Posts: 817member
    "You'll all be interested to know that I've planned for just such a situation. I have implanted a tiny web-detonated charge in all iMacs we loaned out. Time Canada is now no longer with us!"
  • Reply 11 of 12
    "Ok, No more Mister Nice Guy..."
  • Reply 12 of 12
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    "You're all fired!"
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